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mick_uk
24-07-09, 21:39
98 year old man, ex ballet dancer, seeks older woman with drum kit
lesleya
24-07-09, 21:42
:roflmao:
diane07
24-07-09, 21:51
okay................lucky you!.............i'm here.

:roflmao:
nomorepanic
24-07-09, 22:09
Hey I can play the drums. I won a talent contest once!
mick_uk
24-07-09, 22:11
:roflmao:
diane07
24-07-09, 22:11
yeah nic, but are you over 98?
nomorepanic
24-07-09, 22:12
I feel it Di!
diane07
24-07-09, 22:45
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: nic
Louise21
25-07-09, 08:07
:D
Granny Primark
25-07-09, 10:20
:roflmao: :yahoo:
Your lucks in mick!!!!!!
Youve found your older woman!
I cant play the drums tho but I can play the fiddle and tap dance.
mick_uk
25-07-09, 12:06
:roflmao:
bottleblond
25-07-09, 13:17
I'm 110 can play the spoons and look fab in my tartan support stockings! :shades:
mick_uk
25-07-09, 15:09
Oh my.....all these nubile octogenarians.
I will need to get a loveseat put on my Stannah Stairlift now .
Thanks for all your tips in the private messages.......a lot of the tips are physically impossible for someone of my age and the rest of the tips I'm sure are illegal in most countries.
And to carol, here are the answers to your questions:
(1) 25 years
(2) It would take me three hours to blow it up
(3) I've tried whipped cream but it melts
(4) Ann Summers doesn't sell them anymore
(5) You could use a magnifying glass
bottleblond
25-07-09, 15:18
A wee pic of me...

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk149/boomerinvegas/OLDMEN5.jpg


As you can see, i have MANY talents! xxxx
mick_uk
25-07-09, 15:27
lmao
:roflmao:

I'm so in love now.
bottleblond
25-07-09, 15:33
Yesssss GET IN Lisa!! :yahoo::roflmao:
mick_uk
25-07-09, 15:35
lmao

:roflmao:
bottleblond
25-07-09, 15:36
Oh i must remember to get myself a decent bra :blush:
mick_uk
25-07-09, 15:37
I've slept in tents with less material than their knickers :wacko:
bottleblond
25-07-09, 15:39
lmfao rofl
bottleblond
25-07-09, 15:44
I'm howling here
mick_uk
25-07-09, 15:54
looooooooooooool


:roflmao:






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Granny Primark
25-07-09, 16:15
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: pmsl!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God for tena lady!:roflmao:
bottleblond
25-07-09, 19:52
Lmfao Mick....How do you do that???
cathytink3rb3ll
31-07-09, 15:53
I can play the drums - have so for about 5 years :)
How ever I think I'm a bit younger than you would like :winks:

haha x
mick_uk
31-07-09, 16:34
Everyones younger than me cathy :D
Good to see another musican here though. :D
suzy-sue
31-07-09, 18:18
I play the Maraca,s on a Saturday Mick .Ooops think I spelt that wrong :doh: Sue
mick_uk
31-07-09, 20:01
I havn't played with my maracas for ages sue :wacko:
jodie
31-07-09, 20:32
:roflmao:

jen x
bottleblond
31-07-09, 21:56
:roflmao:hahahahahahahahahahahaha