purplehaze
21-08-09, 06:19
So I went to see this therapist a few weeks ago at the cost of £50 per hour. The receptionist was polite and said Ms X will be with you in a moment. Out comes this little old lady that looks like everyones gran and I half expected her to give me milk and cookies. (well my gran always did) As I entered her office I thought, Very nice office, leather everything and smelt of some aromatherapy oil which I could not place but all in all it was a very relaxed environment.
I sat on a comfy leather chair and explained my issue after a few knowing nods and hums she asked me "what do you think your tears are trying to tell you"?
"Sorry I dont understand the question"
"Your tears, when you cry what do you think they are trying to say to you"?
"I am not crying and have not been crying so I have no idea"
"if you where to cry what do you think they would say"
"emmm what the hell am I paying you £ 50 an hour to ask me silly questions about my tears when I am not crying and i have not cried and I have no intention of crying in the near future"
"well maybe thats the point you cant hear your tears speaking until you cry and sometimes your inner soul is hurting and needs to express itself"
At this point I am getting just a little fed up with this so called therapy.
"Ms X right now the only person thats hurting my inner soul is you with all these questions about tears".
At this point I got off the leather chair and said this is not working.
"well it does not work for everyone, just pay the receptionist on your way out"
No bloody way am I paying for this s**t I thought and told the receptionist I was just stepping out for air. In car and zoom
I wonder who the hell is crying now
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I sat on a comfy leather chair and explained my issue after a few knowing nods and hums she asked me "what do you think your tears are trying to tell you"?
"Sorry I dont understand the question"
"Your tears, when you cry what do you think they are trying to say to you"?
"I am not crying and have not been crying so I have no idea"
"if you where to cry what do you think they would say"
"emmm what the hell am I paying you £ 50 an hour to ask me silly questions about my tears when I am not crying and i have not cried and I have no intention of crying in the near future"
"well maybe thats the point you cant hear your tears speaking until you cry and sometimes your inner soul is hurting and needs to express itself"
At this point I am getting just a little fed up with this so called therapy.
"Ms X right now the only person thats hurting my inner soul is you with all these questions about tears".
At this point I got off the leather chair and said this is not working.
"well it does not work for everyone, just pay the receptionist on your way out"
No bloody way am I paying for this s**t I thought and told the receptionist I was just stepping out for air. In car and zoom
I wonder who the hell is crying now
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