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Unsophisticated 98 year old man with interchangeable toupees and
highly unpredictable obnoxious flatulence, seeks older woman who would love to share my passion for naked bungee jumping and Polynesian nose flute playing.
Anyone?
Going home
11-01-10, 00:47
First time ive laughed out loud in a while...no offense to you :D but very nice to meet you mick.
GH xx
You made me laugh he!he! i am looking for a sugar daddy.......but i think you may have trouble pushing my wheelchair he!he! :D
Mick lol ya mad head, good to see ya xxxxxxxxxx
Veronica H
11-01-10, 11:12
:roflmao::bighug1:you have high expectations from this older woman Mick.
Veronica
Hi again Mick,.......was thinking if you have not found someone yet i am willing and able.It is so hot over here i would'nt mind a trip over there it would be so nice to snuggle under a doona,I hope you can keep up with me he!he!................have a good day:D:hugs:
hoppipolla
25-01-10, 01:44
If only I were a woman! :D
Have you found any takers yet Mick?:D
No takers yet Ronny :weep:
I've had a couple of suggestions but one was physically impossible and the other is illegal in most countries :scared15:
Your wheelchair wouldn't be a problem Ronny, I have a motorized Zimmer frame. We could whizz through the shopping centers in no time.
I do play the drums at two in the morning. Would that be a problem?
I have a spare nose flute Bev :winks:
Mick (at the moment searching for his false teeth in the aquarium)
bottleblond
25-01-10, 15:26
No takers yet Ronny :weep:
I've had a couple of suggestions but one was physically impossible and the other is illegal in most countries :scared15:
Your wheelchair wouldn't be a problem Ronny, I have a motorized Zimmer frame. We could whizz through the shopping centers in no time.
I do play the drums at two in the morning. Would that be a problem?
I have a spare nose flute Bev :winks:
Mick (at the moment searching for his false teeth in the aquarium)
LMAO MICK :hugs:
Where you been mate? you ok?
Awwww i fair missed your humour about the place!
So glad to see you here
Lisa
xxxx
:hugs:
Hiya Lisa,
I'm doing really good thnx, hope you're doing well blondie.
Just touting here for a girlfriend :D
Minmum requirements: a pulse :wacko:
Take care
Mick
xx
bottleblond
25-01-10, 17:58
Lmfao i'm quite sure you don't need to tout for a girlfriend mate, you'll have them falling at your feet with that hunour! :yesyes:
Howdy there Mick,he!he!
I play the bongo,s in the nude around mid night with my Bob Marley wig on,and a hooker ( smking Pipe).You are lucky you have choppers I ain,t got none all false like my boobs lol.I will see you over there as soon as I can,may i bring my dog?I must tell you I can still walk a touch,so watch out.......................Lovey dovey Ronny xx:D
eeyorelover
25-01-10, 22:58
I spit my tea across the room!
It's not hooker....it's hookah!
The later wouldn't get you put in the clink (well I guess it could depending on what you have in it!) but if you were playing bongos, naked with a hooker now THAT might get a charge put on ya!
LOL
Lol!
Thanks for that, Mick!
x
I had visions of seeing Ronny sitting naked, no teeth, false boobs, playing the bongos dressed as Bob Marley with smoke rings coming out of a hooker sitting in the corner :wacko:
Even on Prozac I never saw that !
lol Mick, you always give me a chuckle bud, I hope you are well fella :)
This thread really made me smile, thank you Mick x
bottleblond
26-01-10, 15:10
To all condenders...It would also help if you had hairy feet.
Mick has a foot fettish ya see :winks:
Look Mick, i even painted me nails for you this time....
http://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/makingem/Makeup/Feet/FeetComp/Texas_close.jpg
Boooooootiful :winks:
PMSL
xxx
I'm in the running, you sound like a catch Mick...... I'll even let you chew my toenails :roflmao:
http://img.jokaroo.com/images/foot.jpg
Oh they are so gross. :roflmao:
But then again ..........
bottleblond
26-01-10, 17:10
mick, you will have to find a more pleasant fettish! :noangel:
If I had a fetish it wouldn't be feet, especially those feet :roflmao:
bottleblond
26-01-10, 18:05
For anyone who hasn't seen Mick yet...here he is in all his glory....
http://www.commentbuddy.com/comments/Funny-People/seekcodes_938_29568.jpg
Doesn't he look great!?
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Lisa :roflmao:
That was when I was 18.....you should see me now, I've really let myself go :wacko:
bottleblond
26-01-10, 18:38
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Pmsl you crack me up!!!
xxx
It must be all that smoke,lol for my bad spelling after all I am old. Give me a break I am doing a computer course for dummies.Then watch out! I will see you soon Mick,do u still want me??even if I can't spell?:bighug1:
Love Ronny xxx
98 year old unsophisticated man, interchangable toupees ..... dad ? is that you ?????
Flapjack
Flapjack, shhhhhhhhhhhh :whistles:
Ronny, ofcourse I do, yoo can borow my spelchekka.
PS: To all the other guys out there. A word of warning if you are taking Viagra! I tried one for the first time last night, got the tablet stuck in my throat, and had a stiff neck all night! So be warned.
Mick (Doing Tai Chi naked in the back garden)
:roflmao:That made me laugh!
sb001f8994
27-01-10, 10:31
Hee, hee, just what we need on a miserable January morning, a laugh from mick! Hope you keeping well mick, take care xx
gee,Mick I am in lust.me and u we are a team.
(need new batteries for my kick starter)
your true Love Ronny xxx:D
Hiya jaco and carol, I'm doing good thanks, I hope you're both well too.
Ronny :wub:
sb001f8994
28-01-10, 15:15
Hi Mick,
Im doing really well, getting out a bit, well as far as somerfield so we eat now!!!
Take care, lovely to see you here again.
Carol x
bottleblond
28-01-10, 19:46
I know Bev...i am gutted :weep: and after me growing me foot hair espacially too. Ah well i will just have to try to shift me beer belly and builders bum and try to find myself a new hot man!! :noangel:
Oh girls don't be jealous,we can all have our way with Mick.Viagra, he will keep us all content xxx
off to trim my nose hairs he!he!
Girls, believe me, a night of passion with me will be the best thirty seconds you're ever had. :wacko:
sunshine-lady
29-01-10, 15:15
LMAO:roflmao:
found some tips for you mik lol!
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Sexy Seniors ... please wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really in the bed.
2. While attempting Seniors Lovemaking, set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Twilight Lovemaking ... set the mood with lighting ... turn the lights OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf too ... oh MY!
9. Woo hoo ... if it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
sunshine-lady
29-01-10, 15:21
I know there is a lot of competition for you Mick, but just thought I would show you my new pants... do I stand a chance? :winks:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i7Rd97SlZAc/Sry3T0Cs7CI/AAAAAAAAASo/jsM9e6EePTg/s400/granny+panties+2.jpg
Oh sunshine :cloud9:
:bighug1:
sunshine-lady
29-01-10, 16:37
I am ready lol :roflmao:
http://angelstarcreations.com/special/uglyfrog_files/old_lady.gif
bottleblond
29-01-10, 16:54
LMAO:roflmao:
found some tips for you mik lol!
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Sexy Seniors ... please wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really in the bed.
2. While attempting Seniors Lovemaking, set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Twilight Lovemaking ... set the mood with lighting ... turn the lights OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf too ... oh MY!
9. Woo hoo ... if it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
OMG that's hilarious pmsl :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: xxxx
bottleblond
29-01-10, 17:07
Mick...pack your polygrip ultra and Bic razor, i am coming to get you....
http://www.webteufel.com/cards/oma.jpg
sorry ladies but if you're not fast, you're last!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
xxxxx
All this temptation :sofa:
Me and my brother on my 15th birthday. We are both single, if anyone is interested
http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/1280-inbred-brothers.jpg
bottleblond
29-01-10, 17:51
Pmsl we could go on a double date! :winks:
:roflmao:Didnt know you were in movies Mick .."THE HILLS HAVE EYES " springs to mind .:roflmao:Good to see you still have your unique sense of humour ..T/C luv Sue xx
Oh Ladies,how can i compete with you all,My Mick I don,t think I stand a chance..................Ronny crying boo hoo.
I get the feeling you ladies are not taking this seriously :lac:
sunshine-lady
30-01-10, 01:35
which one is you in the photo mick?? I hope yu are the oe on the right as he is well fit xx
Yep that's me on the right sunshine. You can tell I was the only one blessed with the looks.
I'm often mistaken for Brad Pitt. The other day I was taking the goat for a walk when this young girl called out "you're the pits"
Where would I be without my looks and charisma. :doh:
OMG im really laughing Mick i love your humour xx
sunshine-lady
30-01-10, 21:07
Is this your goat Mick? :roflmao:
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/images/thumb/9/98/MarriedGoat.jpeg/150px-MarriedGoat.jpeg
Mick, You and your Bro,were you both in the movie Deliverance.I keep hearing duelling banjo's And worried about my pet pig Peggy.:D
Sunshine, that's a mighty pretty goat you have there :D
I keep my goat in the house with me. My brother said "What about the smell?"
I said, "The goats got used to it now "
Ronny,I do have a banjo :wacko:
Mick
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