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smudger
14-03-10, 10:08
Ray Mears so I wouldn't starve and he could keep me warm and service ALL my needs!

Facial moisturiser (with a sunblock ofcourse!) cause I can't stand a tight face! Mind you wud Mr Mears extract something like aloe vera from a plant for me, now thats a thought don't want to waste my 2nd choice so scrap this one!


Tampax coz feminine hygiene is so important! Couldn't bear to ask Mr Mears for help with this one!

A Thick book....just give me a read n I am sorted!

smudger
14-03-10, 10:10
Actually scrap Ray Mears...Bear Grhyllis (can't spell it) is a bit more my type!

BabyRachel
14-03-10, 10:13
My best friend cos I couldn't live without him..

A boat - so I could get back home...

And lots of cold water..

smudger
14-03-10, 10:20
What a lovely thing to say about your best friend....argh! Can't have the boat coz u are stranded though!Sorry!

margaret jones
14-03-10, 13:40
pictures of my family

ben fogyle

a big fat book

SueBee
14-03-10, 14:03
Mascara, cos I have no eyes without it.

A case of Merlot.

Johnny Depp - god help the person who tried to rescue me!!!! :noangel:

gypsywomen
14-03-10, 14:53
a radio so i could listen the cris evens and pair steps so i could reach bannasl lol

smudger
14-03-10, 15:32
ha ha, u all crack me up!

Ronny
14-03-10, 21:14
My dog.........he is my best friend
My Coach handbag......my daughter got me from Dubai
and deodorant.........In case my rescuer is a hunk.:D

Redrainbow
14-03-10, 21:28
eeeeemmmmm, three things ehh!!!

Ok,,, a four star hotel,,,,,

Lots of nice ladies to keep me warm of a night,,,,and yes that's all i mean!!!

And a lifetime supply of food and drink!!!!

There,,,,,,now that's what i call heaven!!! Who'd care if you were stranded!!!!

Redrainbow
14-03-10, 21:32
Oh No!!!! My master plan has a fault!!!!!

I forgot all the tampax for all my ladies i brought with me!!!!!:ohmy:

bottleblond
14-03-10, 21:37
Lmao Wayne

Hmmm ummmm Ok it would be my worst agoraphobic nightmare to be stuck on a island but here goes.....

My laptop so i can keep in touch with all my fabulous friends and family.

All the cooked cheese feast stuffed crust pizzas i could eat

Tennents lager on tap

Can i add loads more stuff please lol.

Lisa
xxx

hallam11
14-03-10, 22:50
Haha hearing some of those are so funny! Right ok to be honest it does not sound like a bad idea to me at all!

Ok number one: my teddy bear Charlie..if im anywhere for a long eriod of time I HATE to be without him.He goes on holiday with me!Had him since I was 5!

Number two: A tent so when its cold I have somewhere to hide and warm up!

Number 3: A knife..or a pair of ice skates like Tom Hanks to use the blades to cut up fruit or fish!

A bit boring really but if a handsome local wanted to just turn up, i'd be ok with that!

smudger
15-03-10, 09:36
Oh No!!!! My master plan has a fault!!!!!

I forgot all the tampax for all my ladies i brought with me!!!!!:ohmy:

OMG Wayne, firstly u tart, secondly, how practical...I am impressed!lol!

smudger
15-03-10, 09:37
Number 3: A knife..or a pair of ice skates like Tom Hanks to use the blades to cut up fruit or fish!



Id prefer the football to talk to!lol!

smudger
15-03-10, 09:38
Can i add loads more stuff please lol.

Lisa
xxx

No u r stuck on an island, lets be realistic here!!!!!!!!

Redrainbow
15-03-10, 09:41
LoL, Smudger,,,Hey!!!!!!! I'm no tart!!!!!

smudger
15-03-10, 09:48
LoL, Smudger,,,Hey!!!!!!! I'm no tart!!!!!


Only joking!

I can't possibly believe ANY man wud have that many women to only keep him warm..

Was watching Mr n Mrs (yes sad I know) last night n there was a survey about what % of men go for boobs when they first see a woman. It was 47% if I remember rightly. I thought it would be more!

Redrainbow
15-03-10, 10:10
You know something,,,i go for personality first!!! Really i do, I think the most important things in this life are Trust and Honesty,,yes i know that sounds sad!

Veronica H
16-03-10, 13:35
Diazipam, propranalol, Citalopram....joking...just Ray Mears, insect repellant and channel no5.

Veronicax

JaneC
16-03-10, 13:56
Lol Veronica, you got there before me - I was going for fluoxetine, propranolol and Rescue Remedy spray.

Might be burnt to a crisp, bored and sex-starved but at least I wouldn't panic (with a bit of luck) :shades:

Under~The~Stars
16-03-10, 16:34
LOL at you lot! :roflmao:

When I read the title, I instantly thought, this is my idea of heaven! :blush: It's just what I need! Getting stranded on a beach island! :shades:

It's really funny, as I actually said to a friend earlier on that my perfect situation for me at the moment, would be to live on my own little island alone, where it's always sunny! And just have lots of cute little animals surrounding me... Then I'd be fine! :) Life is really getting to me just now...

So my 3 things would have to be...

My dog

Lots and lots of alcohol

Strong painkillers

Sounds perfect to me! :shades:

Herder of Cats
17-03-10, 01:21
My cat
Swiss army knife
Solar-powered laptop

Actually that sounds a lot like my life now except the laptop is plugged into the wall :doh:

smudger
17-03-10, 14:29
...channel no5.

Veronicax

Oh how lovely, haven't worn that for years, its always important to smell nice, especially on a desert island!

smudger
17-03-10, 14:32
Mascara, cos I have no eyes without it.



:noangel:

That made me grin! no eyes....! Funny that, coz I have no lips!

smudger
17-03-10, 14:33
LOL at you lot! :roflmao:

And just have lots of cute little animals surrounding me...

Sounds perfect to me! :shades:

I'm on holiday soon, the hamster is in the post, is that ok with you?lol!

mick_uk
17-03-10, 15:16
I'd take some sand, because I always liked to play in the sand as a kid.
I'd take a pair of ice skates and I'd take a parachute

bottleblond
17-03-10, 15:27
Mick you muppet :roflmao:

jude uk
17-03-10, 15:41
A solar powered radio
Flint for making a fire
A knife

Ronny
17-03-10, 21:48
Howdy Mick......I have missed you.
I would take Mick I think that would be interesting.:hugs:

pollyanna
18-03-10, 09:27
Gerard Butler, for this that and definately'THE OTHER'.. :whiplash:
unlimited cool clear crystal water to drink

a pair of sunglasses, so my face wasnt screwed up all the time

smudger
18-03-10, 13:03
Mick you muppet :roflmao:


I triple that!lol!

mick_uk
18-03-10, 13:25
I taught Ray Mears all he knows :wacko:

Ronny :blush:

By the way, If on this Island, you had to listen to one piece of music played non stop 24/7 over loud speakers, what would it be?

bottleblond
18-03-10, 14:28
Hmm Mick, I would have to have something pretty mellow so something by Michael Buble, infact anything by Michael Buble. :D

smudger
18-03-10, 14:53
This is my island song to be played over n over again!

"Don't Worry...Be Happy!" by Bob Marley...if only hey?

Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy

in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy

the landlord say your rent is late,
he may have to litagate,
dont worry (small laugh) be happy,

look at me im happy,
don't worry, be happy

i give you my phone number,
when your worried, call me,
i make you happy

don't worry, be happy

aint got no cash, aint got no style,
aint got no gal to make you smile
but don't worry, be happy

cos when you worry, your face will frown,
and that will bring everybody down,
so don't worry, be happy

don't worry, be happy now...

don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy

now there this song i wrote
i hope you you learned it note for note
like good little children

dont worry be happy

listen to what i say
in your life expect some trouble
when you worry you make it double
dont worry be happy
be happy now

dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry
dont worry be happy
don't worry, don't worry, don't do it,
be happy,put a smile on your face,
don't bring everybody down like this

don't worry, it will soon pass whatever it is,
don't worry, be happy,
i'm not worried

mick_uk
18-03-10, 15:29
Mine would be either Rachmaninovs piano concerto in E flat minor or "smack my bitch" by the Nolan Sisters :w00t2:

But Bob Marleys "dont worry be happy" would be nice to wake up to each morning

smudger
18-03-10, 18:42
Mick has anyone ever told you, you need therapy!:lac:

Worrier
18-03-10, 19:16
Mick,

You are a brill sense of humor. You just crack me up.

So my three things would be:

Yanni - the hot Greek hunk to snuggle with - yummy
Plenty of cigs
My cat

mick_uk
18-03-10, 21:08
Therapy! Me smudger? :sofa:

Ronny
18-03-10, 21:27
Awww Mick you are the sanest person I know,along withmyself......lol
I would be take my collection of ACDC cd's,and Vivaldi.....The Four Seasons.:)