Young talented handsome ...

[mick_uk]

Young talented handsome neurophysicist with villa in France, ocean going yacht and Lamborghini seeks pen pals with other deluded people.

[bottleblond]

6ft 2" slim and absolutely stunning supermodel here willing to swap addresses. :winks:

[nikk_dolittle]

Lisa also has a car, so dont worry.


http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/6308/Funny_Pictures_6308.jpg

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

[bottleblond]

Oi where did you get that pic of me!! :mad:
That's my good side too! :winks:

xxx

[nikk_dolittle]

You sent it to me ages ago Lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Dont you remember? xxx

[bottleblond]

Ummm now that you mention it. :yesyes:

[nikk_dolittle]

:mad:Maybe I should of kept it quiet but I just couldnt!!!!!!!

http://www.graphicsfactory.com/clip-art/image_files/tn_image/7/753057-tn_PIM0110.gif



Meanwhile this is me....

http://thefaust.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/spider-woman-avengers.jpg

[sb001f8994]

Tall leggy natural blond, boobs the size of mountains, a waist to die for and looks to match marilyn monroe
Honesty a must

[mick_uk]

I hope all your replies are for real. I wouldn't want any fibs you know.

[bottleblond]

I would never fib to you Mick! :winks: xx

[nikk_dolittle]

You know what they say to people who fib......

:emot-pinochio:

xx

[Worrier]

Lisa,

I told you that you must refrain from wearing that thong until you lose a little bit of weight my dear lmao.

Natalie xx

[bottleblond]

Nat

:blush: I know mate but when i heard that Mick was looking for a lady i just knew he would find me attractive in all me glory! :shades:

Anyway i think i look stunning!! :D

Lisa
xxx

[KK77]

Lisa, do you have a black pair too?

Mick and me will be fighting over who gets you first but please refrain from sitting on PyschoPoet's old car.

In the meantime, is Spiderwoman free this Saturday?

[bottleblond]

yes Mel i also have them in Black and in Red! :yesyes: Pmsl xx

[eeyorelover]

Young talented handsome neurophysicist with villa in France, ocean going yacht and Lamborghini seeks pen pals with other deluded people.

Country gal replyin who likes beer drinkin, 4 wheelin, and campin.
My Pa is a mechanic so I'm learned on fixin cars ceptin I don't know about them foreign ones much.
Sorry about the problem you have with that villain over there in France!
Lucky he's so far away!!
If your yacht is goin in the ocean you better find somebody to go get it, for it gets away.
I'm pretty much diluted cuz I drink 6 or 8 glasses of water a day.

[bottleblond]

lmao Sandy!! you win :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: xx

[mick_uk]

:roflmao:

I get the impression you lot are not taking this seriously pfffft

[KK77]

:roflmao:

I get the impression you lot are not taking this seriously pfffft

I think you should complain Mick. (Although I think Sandy fits the bill - if you know what I mean... I'm inclined to be interested myself but I don't want to upset you...)

[bottleblond]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Must hilarity!!
xxx

[mick_uk]

Hey Mel, get in line, considering some of the messages I've been sent these girls are diamonds! :wacko:

[KK77]

Now don't be greedy Mick - there's plenty of em to go round (from what I've seen so far) ... these diamond gals...

I don't want to be forced to start my own thread and put myself in direct competition with you.

Now once you've taken your pick - and I know it's a tough one - I'll see what's left for me.

OK chuck?

[Ronny]

Howdy Mick,thought i'd throw my 2 bob's worth in,I don,t sound or look like the other beauties,but I have a Toyota Landcruiser converted to fit my wheelie and room for a mattress.I would send photo,but don't how.I am blonde,5ft7 child left home,hubby working in Dubai so I am free.:D:noangel:
Love and Kisses.......Ronny

[Ronny]

:whiplash:

[mick_uk]

:w00t2:

[eeyorelover]

Howdy Mick,thought i'd throw my 2 bob's worth in,I don,t sound or look like the other beauties,but I have a Toyota Landcruiser converted to fit my wheelie and room for a mattress.I would send photo,but don't how.I am blonde,5ft7 child left home,hubby working in Dubai so I am free.:D:noangel:
Love and Kisses.......Ronny

Hey Ronny,
What a coincidence!
I've got 2 Bob's in my family too!
Uncle Bob went off for a spell to the coast and when he came back brought my Auntie Bob wit him.
Took me a long time to figure out the picture thing too. Just got to find the right button and that camera will take one sure as shootin :)
Thanks for the beauty part. I'm looking much more prettier since I got my new teeth and had the surgery on my lazy eye.
I'm on a waiting list to get my club foot fixed and whist they are doing that they are gonna get rid of that extra toe too.

I was courtin wit my cousin there for a spell but my Auntie (not Auntie Bob cuz they aint managed to have babies yet) said that insects is again the law!
But my cousin ain't had many insects circling round since they got indoor plumbin and he starting bathing twice a week!
Anyway he met someone else :(
He was up at the WalMart and met him a professional lady!
She was selling candy bars out of a shopping cart!
They got married last August in the frozen food section and are expectin triplets in June.
They are gonna name them Mounds, Snickers, and Baby Ruth after the candy bars she sells.
She says it's free advertising.
Smart ain't she??!
Now that is a lady that is goin places!

[Ronny]

Howdy there eeyorelover........your family sounds like mine.Do you have a dog named Cledus........my cousin Johnboy has and one named Charmaine
good ole huntin dogs they is....How is BillyBob,BettyJoe and rest of the Motley crew...anyways good to hear from ya........ya all take care now.:DRonny
Oh my humpy is Green Acres ya welcome any ole time.

[eeyorelover]

Ronny,
Could be that we is relation!
Johnboy had a horrible accident last June!
He was up at the flee market and saw these shells from far away!
The lady up there told him that if he put his ear to it, he could hear the ocean.

Couple weeks later Johnboy was at this eatin place that was supposed to look like eatin in Hawaii.
The gals servin the food were wearin these shells on their top halves and Johnboy picked the one gal up and tried to hold her to his ear!
Well the gal started screamin and a bunch of men came out and tanned Johnboy something awful!

Betty Joe went to see that there band Motley Crew once at the Palladium in Hooverville!
She said they was all wearin makeup like girls and had BIG hair!
She says they call that music 'heavy metal'.

Billy Bob and his brothers, Joe Bob, Jim Bob, and Steve started up a heavy metal band but the first place they ever played wouldn't let them bring in Ma's old washing machine and since that was such a big part of the act they went back to what they know best, traveling with the carnival.
Green Acres must be a nice place to live!
Maybe after you figure out them buttons on the camera, you could send me some pictures.

[Ronny]

aww gee you made my day...Hooterville sounds like darn good place.My cous,Muriel,who's weddin ya woulda saw at the pictures,is workin there now servin moonshine to the village idiots,Buck,Todd and the rest of crew.My aunt Queenie plays the washboard with my unc,Hank call em selves a western and country band and hope to make it big in Nashville 1 day.........maybe u could edumacate me on how to send pic's threw the computer:yesyes:
Ronny

[mick_uk]

What is disturbing is that I'm getting very aroused by eeyorelover and Ronnys conversations :scared15:

[smiley]

2ft 6 inch midget , false teeth , no boobs , hairpiece , and the hairiest legs u have ever seen , looking for 6 ft adonis with own teeth , own home and a ferrari , must have a liking for short people ;-) xxxxx

[mick_uk]

:wub:

[bottleblond]

Ok looks like i need to step up the mark here..

My name is Lisa, 102 years young, very flexible in a leotard. Can easily do the splits and get my legs behind my neck.

Hobbies include: Potholing, Chicken plucking, Kerb crawling, Boogie boarding and bogey blasting.

Still have my own hair, eyes and deflated boobies.

Looking for a gentleman between 40 and 150 who looks great in spandex.

Lisa
x

[mick_uk]

Lisa.... where have you been all my life! (I know, you wasn't born for most of it, but that apart).
I look great in spandex. We were meant for eachother :hugs:

http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/spandex.jpg

[bottleblond]

Ooooo la la Mick!! Supa sexy!! :wub:

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/44oct2-very-impressive-splits.jpg


Perfect match m'thinks!! :winks: xx

[mick_uk]

I hope the people in those photos are not members on here :roflmao:

[bottleblond]

omg we would be in soooooo much trouble!! :roflmao::roflmao:

[KK77]

I must complain. How dare you use a picture of me in my blue spandies. All the stress has now caused me to take my medication earlier than I would have - and I have doubled my dose.

I am now off to the Complaints Box to complain further about this despicable boogie-woogie spandie-wandie-ing around.

*I am still interested in meeting some o' da waiiild gaals 'ere tho. Hairy legs are a bonus...



:wtf1::cupid::banned::w00t2::buttkick:

[smiley]

oooh la la ;-) loving the mankini Mick , i think we sooooo need to do a NMP calender lol , Melancholia . . . bet you never seen legs like mine , just think Yeti . . . . . . he he xxx

[KK77]

:dribble:

[bottleblond]

Passes Mel a tissue :winks: xxx Lol

[smiley]

:rolleyes:

[Ronny]

Hey,That is a photo of my cous,Randy...aka the human lunch box.He won a photo gig for a mag,called Big Guns America,he is modelling the new gymnastic oytfit for Kurdistan made by that McQeen guy in pommieland.We don't talk to him now.That other snap i'm sure Ithat is my aunt,Queenie.

[mick_uk]

Ronny, I get the impression you are not taking my plight seriously.
:roflmao:

[Ronny]

aww mick ...I am,Why have a white pointer..lol when you can have a bronze whaler....hehehe!:hugs:

[smiley]

I needed to post here im having THE worst night terrors , and all i keep seeing is Mick in his Mankini , oooh i tell you what its so not funny , and i see Mel has gone quiet on this one maybe the yeti legs are a turn off after all , so my next request will be for a strimmer to trim the beggars lol xxxx

[NotResponding]

:roflmao:lmao!@mick uk's opening line and the pics!/mick uk not martbarr

[mick_uk]

Smiley, I'll have you know, when I wear my mankini on the beach all you can hear is screaming women.
Okay, they might be screaming 'cover yourself up you're scaring the donkeys' but they are screaming nonetheless.

[bottleblond]

I still think we should have an NMP callander :shades:

[KK77]

:dribble: Tissues please...

[bottleblond]

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/211_kleenex.jpg

:D

[KK77]

:roflmao:

I hope they're the man-size ones! :dribble:

*There have been reports of Mick leaving the country. Apparently he wasn't heading for the US or Oz - although there have been unconfirmed sightings of him in Mongolia.

[bottleblond]

Don't let him kid you Mel, Between thee and me...he is off to rehab for a week regarding his um addiction!! I can't go into too many details but it involves spandex, old ladies and bromide! Please keep this information to yourself as i was sworn to secrecy. :ohmy::winks:

[KK77]

Poor booger - I knew there weren't something right with all those fetishes... I shall keep it under Mel's hat till he returns :secret:

[bottleblond]

Thank you Mel, i knew you would understand!! :)

[mick_uk]

pffffft I'll have you know I'm an upstanding pillar of the community.
Those newspaper articles were a pack of lies.
I don't even own a donkey.

[oneofus]

nice ass though


one of us

[bottleblond]

Pmfsl one of us!!! hahahahahaha! good one!!

[mick_uk]

:roflmao:

[Ronny]

Mick...that Pillar are you holding it up with your donkey......hehehe!

[mick_uk]

:roflmao:

[KK77]

You been ass-uming things again Mick?

[mick_uk]

The donkey just happened to be in my living room when the police arrived Mel, It was just one of those unfortunate coincidences that seem to plague my life at the moment.
The incident with the inflatable doll and the womens institute jam making club was another.
Trouble just seems to follow me around. :sofa:

[sara8100]

i'm totally confused by this post lmao?? :doh:

[mick_uk]

Sara, you're not alone :roflmao:

[sara8100]

what is it about lol

[sara8100]

how do i put my profile pic on like you have?? ive uploaded it to my profile but its not appearing here??

[KK77]

what is it about lol

Can you please let me know if you find out?

Thank you

[bottleblond]

how do i put my profile pic on like you have?? ive uploaded it to my profile but its not appearing here??


E-mail it to Nic at nomorepanic@btinternet.com
She will put it on for you if you are having difficulty.

[Ronny]

Mick,my hubby has a blow up dolly,he left it behind when he went to Dubai to work,her name is Hannah The Harlot would you like me to send her to you.That mouth on her is freaking me out .....hehehe!

[Ronny]

Oh, the mouth,I keep thinking of Donkies I don't know why....

[mick_uk]

No point Ronny, I had one before but she kept deflating with a headache everytime I took her out the box :wacko:

[Ronny]

Human Growth Hormones?.....what,..for Mick's donkey
Fbi checks .....shit,...I am already on A.S.I.O's list for complaining
Frigging hell.

[KK77]

Mick, why you choosing the ones with chest hair?

This is the 11th one you've sent back so far.

http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/male_blow_up_doll_21173.jpg

[suzy-sue]

:WTF::nicked:.........Somethings missing ..:roflmao: sue x

[mick_uk]

i cant put my finger on it sue

[suzy-sue]

NOR COULD ANYONE ELSE MICK..:roflmao:

[mick_uk]

:roflmao::roflmao:

[KK77]

Now now, there's nothing wrong with transgender dolls. In fact they're all the rave I hear.

This one was a dud.