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jonny
27-02-04, 22:40
There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

rossk
27-02-04, 23:00
I know what u mean

by the way I have 1000 fingers and 10 thumbs ;)

ross

Rennie1989
27-02-04, 23:25
what on earth are you2 on about

jade

sadie
28-02-04, 00:07
Jade,

Just ignore them...men need to feel like they are more intelligent than us girls, but we know that there not (hee,hee)

sadie

nomorepanic
28-02-04, 00:36
Jon - someone else did this already - matt I think. let me check

Nicola

nomorepanic
28-02-04, 00:41
yeah look ...

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he beat u to it jon!

Nicola

jonny
28-02-04, 20:21
Damn it, let me think......

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

jonny
28-02-04, 20:27
Three friends go for a meal and when finished they are presented with a bill for £30.
Each of the three give £10 towards the bill.

The waiter takes the cash to the till but on the way see's that he has made a mistake and the total should have been £25 NOT £30. So he takes the £5 change back to the table in pound coins.
For his honesty he is given a £2 tip and each of the three friends get a pound back.

So as each friend has had a pound change they have only spent £9 each, 3 x £9 = £27 and the waiter has £2.

£27 + £2 = £29....so where has the last pound gone?????

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

nomorepanic
28-02-04, 20:53
we did this one too ....

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Come on Jon - u can do better, we need a challenge [:p]

Nicola

jonny
28-02-04, 22:18
B**L***S, MUST USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION MORE


I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

jonny
28-02-04, 22:21
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

jonny
28-02-04, 22:26
How can a woman in the UK, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

kate
28-02-04, 22:53
Is she a vicar?

Kate

jonny
28-02-04, 23:02
Yes kate.

This isn't fair... *storms off in a huff*

Note to self - Try harder jon.




I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

jonny
28-02-04, 23:12
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

Rennie1989
28-02-04, 23:21
1 of them is 1/2 boy 1/2 girl

kate
28-02-04, 23:28
*sob, sob,* I can't work this one out!!!!

Kate x

benoo5
28-02-04, 23:36
did she have four girls,and three boys....but one of the girls is now 18,therefor an adult!

bryan.

Rennie1989
28-02-04, 23:51
unless 1 of the boys are split in half and so is 1 of the girls

kate
29-02-04, 00:11
All seven of them were boys?

Kate x

benoo5
29-02-04, 00:39
think your right kate,well done.

bryan.

jonny
29-02-04, 17:32
Well done kate, bang on!


I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

jonny
29-02-04, 17:39
Ok, try this one guys.

Sally and her younger brother were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

Ps. you cannot rip the paper...

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

Samantha
29-02-04, 17:46
hi Jon was it a broadsheet?

Sam

Positive thinking is the key to success!

Rennie1989
29-02-04, 17:51
1 was on 1 side and the other was on the other side

jonny
29-02-04, 17:59
Nope jade, nope sam

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

Meg
29-02-04, 18:03
1 sheet of newspaper under a door with one each side ?

Meg

benoo5
29-02-04, 18:11
she put the newspaper in a doorway,and closed the door,one kiddy was either side of the door lol.

bryan.

jonny
29-02-04, 18:16
Well done bry!

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

benoo5
29-02-04, 18:18
soz meg,my one finger slowing me up lol.

bryan.

Rennie1989
29-02-04, 20:11
meg said that at the first place!

jonny
29-02-04, 20:17
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

kate
29-02-04, 20:22
second place?

Kate x

nomorepanic
29-02-04, 20:43
yeah kate :-)

Nicola

jonny
29-02-04, 20:50
What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

Meg
29-02-04, 21:12
They eat .... Nothing ??

Rennie1989
29-02-04, 21:20
they don't eat, the maggots eat them

Lottie32
29-02-04, 22:13
Jonny

These are from the ark! We have had them all before!!!

I suppose not using the search engine is the masculine equivalent as not asking for directions. Even when you are three hundred miles from home. Blatantly travelling in the wrong direction. Have no fuel left. And need to use the toilet. Desparately.

Jade - the boys are talking in Binary code. You will encounter this torture when you do your GCSE maths (or at least we did it when we did O levels). Basically its one to the power of ??? So 10 is really 2. 1 being 5.

Charlie

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Meg
29-02-04, 22:50
Each letter below stands for the name of something. What should the last three letters be?

M V E M J S ? ? ?

Meg

Watch your thoughts, they become your words...
Watch your words, they become your actions... Watch your actions, they become your habits... Watch your habits, they become your character... Watch your character, it becomes your destiny...

nomorepanic
29-02-04, 23:34
I dont understand the question meg - lol

Nicola

jonny
01-03-04, 09:47
U N P ????

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

Meg
01-03-04, 17:50
Yup ! clap clap


Meg

Watch your thoughts, they become your words...
Watch your words, they become your actions... Watch your actions, they become your habits... Watch your habits, they become your character... Watch your character, it becomes your destiny...

nomorepanic
01-03-04, 19:20
I still dont get it - lol

Nicola

kate
01-03-04, 19:35
Nic,

Nor do I!!!!;)

Kate x

benoo5
01-03-04, 19:53
in THE GOOD LIFE,who were tom,and barbara/s neighbours.

who was the first british tv announcer.

wot was the first ever bbc television soap.

Rennie1989
01-03-04, 19:59
meg, i was reading that ridle and i got it then but jonny beaten me,

nic, its the nine planets on the solar system
M ercury
V enus
E arth
M ars
J upitar
S aturn
U ranus (he he)
N eptune
P luto

understand now?

jade

kate
01-03-04, 20:01
Tom and Barbaras neighbours were Gerry and Margot

Dunno the first tv announcer LOL

Dunno the soap question either LOL

Kate x

kate
01-03-04, 20:02
Oh thanks Jade!!!!!!!!

Kate x

kate
01-03-04, 20:05
Oh just had a thought LOL Was the soap answer The Archers?

Kate x

benoo5
01-03-04, 20:37
jerry and margot is right kate,

not the archers lol.

bryan.

jonny
01-03-04, 21:29
First tv soap - Was it Emergency Ward 10 ??

I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...

nomorepanic
01-03-04, 23:33
Thanks Jade :-) glad you got it for us!

Nicola

nomorepanic
01-03-04, 23:35
The grove family?

Nicola

benoo5
02-03-04, 01:00
i dont believe that nic...well done mate.

the other answer,was leslie mitchell!

nomorepanic
02-03-04, 09:43
Bryan

I have to come clean [:0] - I cheated. But I wasn't getting any right so I looked it - gulp! Sorry - lol ;)[:I]

Nicola

kate
02-03-04, 10:06
Nic,

LOL I guessed you had!!

I also looked it up, on Google, and the Leslie Mitchell one, but as I'm more honest than you (HaHa) I didn't post the answer!!!!!

Tut Tut!!!!!!

Kate x

nomorepanic
02-03-04, 22:20
Lol Kate

Well I can't solve any so I thought I would show off my internet browsing skills!

Nicola