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There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
I know what u mean
by the way I have 1000 fingers and 10 thumbs ;)
ross
Rennie1989
27-02-04, 22:25
what on earth are you2 on about
jade
Jade,
Just ignore them...men need to feel like they are more intelligent than us girls, but we know that there not (hee,hee)
sadie
nomorepanic
27-02-04, 23:36
Jon - someone else did this already - matt I think. let me check
Nicola
nomorepanic
27-02-04, 23:41
yeah look ...
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he beat u to it jon!
Nicola
Damn it, let me think......
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Three friends go for a meal and when finished they are presented with a bill for £30.
Each of the three give £10 towards the bill.
The waiter takes the cash to the till but on the way see's that he has made a mistake and the total should have been £25 NOT £30. So he takes the £5 change back to the table in pound coins.
For his honesty he is given a £2 tip and each of the three friends get a pound back.
So as each friend has had a pound change they have only spent £9 each, 3 x £9 = £27 and the waiter has £2.
£27 + £2 = £29....so where has the last pound gone?????
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
nomorepanic
28-02-04, 19:53
we did this one too ....
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Come on Jon - u can do better, we need a challenge [:p]
Nicola
B**L***S, MUST USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION MORE
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
How can a woman in the UK, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Yes kate.
This isn't fair... *storms off in a huff*
Note to self - Try harder jon.
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Rennie1989
28-02-04, 22:21
1 of them is 1/2 boy 1/2 girl
*sob, sob,* I can't work this one out!!!!
Kate x
did she have four girls,and three boys....but one of the girls is now 18,therefor an adult!
bryan.
Rennie1989
28-02-04, 22:51
unless 1 of the boys are split in half and so is 1 of the girls
All seven of them were boys?
Kate x
think your right kate,well done.
bryan.
Well done kate, bang on!
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Ok, try this one guys.
Sally and her younger brother were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Ps. you cannot rip the paper...
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
hi Jon was it a broadsheet?
Sam
Positive thinking is the key to success!
Rennie1989
29-02-04, 16:51
1 was on 1 side and the other was on the other side
Nope jade, nope sam
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
1 sheet of newspaper under a door with one each side ?
Meg
she put the newspaper in a doorway,and closed the door,one kiddy was either side of the door lol.
bryan.
Well done bry!
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
soz meg,my one finger slowing me up lol.
bryan.
Rennie1989
29-02-04, 19:11
meg said that at the first place!
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
nomorepanic
29-02-04, 19:43
yeah kate :-)
Nicola
What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Rennie1989
29-02-04, 20:20
they don't eat, the maggots eat them
Jonny
These are from the ark! We have had them all before!!!
I suppose not using the search engine is the masculine equivalent as not asking for directions. Even when you are three hundred miles from home. Blatantly travelling in the wrong direction. Have no fuel left. And need to use the toilet. Desparately.
Jade - the boys are talking in Binary code. You will encounter this torture when you do your GCSE maths (or at least we did it when we did O levels). Basically its one to the power of ??? So 10 is really 2. 1 being 5.
Charlie
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Each letter below stands for the name of something. What should the last three letters be?
M V E M J S ? ? ?
Meg
Watch your thoughts, they become your words...
Watch your words, they become your actions... Watch your actions, they become your habits... Watch your habits, they become your character... Watch your character, it becomes your destiny...
nomorepanic
29-02-04, 22:34
I dont understand the question meg - lol
Nicola
U N P ????
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Yup ! clap clap
Meg
Watch your thoughts, they become your words...
Watch your words, they become your actions... Watch your actions, they become your habits... Watch your habits, they become your character... Watch your character, it becomes your destiny...
nomorepanic
01-03-04, 18:20
I still dont get it - lol
Nicola
Nic,
Nor do I!!!!;)
Kate x
in THE GOOD LIFE,who were tom,and barbara/s neighbours.
who was the first british tv announcer.
wot was the first ever bbc television soap.
Rennie1989
01-03-04, 18:59
meg, i was reading that ridle and i got it then but jonny beaten me,
nic, its the nine planets on the solar system
M ercury
V enus
E arth
M ars
J upitar
S aturn
U ranus (he he)
N eptune
P luto
understand now?
jade
Tom and Barbaras neighbours were Gerry and Margot
Dunno the first tv announcer LOL
Dunno the soap question either LOL
Kate x
Oh thanks Jade!!!!!!!!
Kate x
Oh just had a thought LOL Was the soap answer The Archers?
Kate x
jerry and margot is right kate,
not the archers lol.
bryan.
First tv soap - Was it Emergency Ward 10 ??
I used to be extremely indecisive but now I am not so sure...
nomorepanic
01-03-04, 22:33
Thanks Jade :-) glad you got it for us!
Nicola
nomorepanic
01-03-04, 22:35
The grove family?
Nicola
i dont believe that nic...well done mate.
the other answer,was leslie mitchell!
nomorepanic
02-03-04, 08:43
Bryan
I have to come clean [:0] - I cheated. But I wasn't getting any right so I looked it - gulp! Sorry - lol ;)[:I]
Nicola
Nic,
LOL I guessed you had!!
I also looked it up, on Google, and the Leslie Mitchell one, but as I'm more honest than you (HaHa) I didn't post the answer!!!!!
Tut Tut!!!!!!
Kate x
nomorepanic
02-03-04, 21:20
Lol Kate
Well I can't solve any so I thought I would show off my internet browsing skills!
Nicola
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