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fightingmyself
28-10-10, 18:16
I felt terrible this morning. Again. I wondered when things started to get a little better, whether there might be a way of poking fun at this curse, to help me realise how utterly pointless this whole health anxiety obsession is, and I thought of this joke......
How do you tell if a health anxiety sufferer has been in your bathroom?.....
Three days have passed
itoldyouiwasill
28-10-10, 20:37
So I went to the doctor's and he said "You've got hypochondria". I said, "Not that as well"
westofengland
29-10-10, 07:41
don't have any jokes but Woody Allen in Hannah and her sisters is surely one of the funniest hypochondriacs in the movies (he goes for brain scan, convinces himself he as brain cancer, doesn't, and gets into all these religions)
check it out it's a classic movie
Another funny book is I Told You I Was Ill by John O'Connell
itoldyouiwasill
29-10-10, 09:06
don't have any jokes but Woody Allen in Hannah and her sisters is surely one of the funniest hypochondriacs in the movies (he goes for brain scan, convinces himself he as brain cancer, doesn't, and gets into all these religions)
check it out it's a classic movie
Another funny book is I Told You I Was Ill by John O'Connell
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2005/oct/09/booksonhealth.lifeandhealth
Extract of that here.
My mate went to the doctors,the doc only gave him 3 months to live, he could pay his bill, so the doc gave him another 3 months ;)
That joke is older than me !
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