The 'But I...' Game

[uk23]

The rules of this game are simple. You just tell the next poster to do something and they give an excuse.

For example:

User1: Do the Cha-Cha!
User2: But I only know the tango!
Rob a bank
User3: But I don't need the money
Run a marathon
User4: But I already have

Ok, here the first one:

Go to Paris

[Dizz]

... but I haven't got a passport.

Kiss a stranger.

[debs71]

...but I don't fancy him!! lol :)

Get on a bus....

[uk23]

But I am scared of buses!

Turn off the light

[kayleigh]

but its dark...


goto sleep.....

[debs71]

...but I'm not tired...


Eat a sandwich....

[uk23]

but I prefer baps

Catch on fire

[Dizz]

but I don't get it :blush:

Bring a friend

[paula lynne]

But which one?
Learn Mandarin

[uk23]

But its too hard

Be over 6ft tall

[margaret jones]

I cant I have stopped growing

suck a lemon

[opiateyes]

but it gives me acid reflux

have a coffee

[uk23]

But it makes me anxious

Smoke a cigar

[opiateyes]

but i don't like them

go to the shops

[debs71]

...but I'm skint!!

Rob a bank...

[daybyday]

....I don't have a bag for the money

Rake the leaves.....

[uk23]

But I'm a good person

Smoke me a kipper

[paula lynne]

But I dont have a smoke house!

Give your partner a massage

[ladybird64]

But I think he should give me one (a massage that is :D)

Go for a nightime stroll

[paula lynne]

But the witches are out!....

Give some clothes to charity

[opiateyes]

but i already have

take a shower

[daybyday]

....I don't stink

read a book.....

[paula lynne]

But Ive lost my glasses

Sort out your cds

[daybyday]

...I'm not good at organizing

Join a stamp collecting club.....

[uk23]

But I dont have any stamps

Drink a Pepsi

[debs71]

..but I prefer Coke!

Pot a snooker ball...

[paula lynne]

But I dont have any balls!

Kiss the next person you see

[uk23]

Already did - my lovely lady.

Kiss the next animal you see

[paula lynne]

But Im allergic....

Sort your wardrobe out.....

[opiateyes]

but i did a few days ago ;)

buy a kitten

[bottleblond]

But i already have 3 cats, a dog and a tortoise...

Play monopoly

[daybyday]

....I don't have the game anymore.

Get your umbrella......

[paula lynne]

But I lost the dice last Xmas..

do some exercise

[bottleblond]

but i hate excersising....

go to the loo

[paula lynne]

But I just went....

Eat a raw mushroom..

[bottleblond]

But i don't have any....

Make a cup of tea

[shinderuko]

But I just had one.

Watch the tele

[bottleblond]

I can't because Ben is laying here watching Harry Potter

Water the plants

[shinderuko]

But I don't have any

Stand on your head

[bottleblond]

I can't, my feet won't reach. Not as agile as i used to be lol


Sing a song

[shinderuko]

But I can't sing in tune

Play the guitar.

[bottleblond]

I don't have one

Hug the next person you see

[shinderuko]

But I'm on my own.

Sit still for an hour.

[bottleblond]

But i need to use my fingers to type

turn the tv over

[shinderuko]

But I like what I'm watching.

Take a nap.

[bottleblond]

but i'm not tired yet

tell me a joke

[shinderuko]

But I don't know any.

Write in a different colour

[bottleblond]

Ok but it has to be red


Paint your toenails

[daybyday]

.....I don't like my feet.

Clean your bathtub......

[debs71]

...but I'd rather put my feet up!

....Make a bacon sandwich....

[bottleblond]

but i'm a vegtarian

go for a walk

[eeyorelover]

But I'm lazy....

Have a beer!!!

[moomintroll]

But I can't because I am working on call:mad:

Do a handstand in your living room..

[debs71]

....but chance would be a fine thing!!!

Sing ' Do ya think I'm sexy' with a pair of undies on your head.....:D

[eeyorelover]

But I can't cuz I don't wear em ;)

Whistle a tune.

[debs71]

...but I can't whistle :emot-whistle:

Fall in love....:wub:

[opiateyes]

But i am already in love :) <3

dye your hair

[debs71]

..but what colour??

Visit your Granny.....

[opiateyes]

but i have that planned in a month :)

go to the cinema

[uk23]

But I dont like crowds

Spank a monkey

[paula lynne]

But bristol zoo is miles away!

Phone a friend

[uk23]

But I have none

Eat a kitkat

[opiateyes]

but i'm fat

have a beer

[eeyorelover]

But I only drink Tequila.

Have a party.

[daybyday]

... I have no friends to invite.

Bake a cake....

[uk23]

Im on a liquid diet

Listen to some music

[paula lynne]

But I want to read my book.....

Have a lovely big kiss with your special someone

[uk23]

But I have ocd and it makes me terrified to touch anyone :(

Have a shower

[daybyday]

...I don't need one until later tonight

Don't worry......

[daisycake]

But I worry about not worrying!!

Go for a walk on the beach...

[opiateyes]

but there isn't a beach near me

listen to some music

[uk23]

But I am

Watch 24

[uk23]

But I am

Watch 24

[missy007]

But I've seen it


Have a manicure

[paula lynne]

But Ive bitten all my nails off due to stress
Change the sheets on your bed

[opiateyes]

but i can't be bothered hehehe :p

take up a new hobby

[missy007]

but .... why? :shrug:


Have a relaxing massage

[opiateyes]

but i find them painful lol

go for a walk

[missy007]

but its too dark and cold and wet outside :winks:

Watch Celebrity Juice :huh:

[opiateyes]

but i don't know what that is, and if it's about celebrities i'd rather not lol

arrange to have a BBQ

[missy007]

:roflmao:but its still too dark and wet and windy :roflmao:

Take a trip to the theatre :huh:

[uk23]

But I dont have the money!

Make a cake using only sausage, bacon, flour, eggs, water, butter and chocolate

[opiateyes]

but that sounds gross!!!

write a letter

[daybyday]

.....I can't find a pen

Turn on the tv......

[missy007]

but I can't find the remote


Do some yoga

[debs71]

...but I'm not bendy enough!

Join the navy.....

[paula lynne]

But I joined the R.A.F instead

Write a letter

[missy007]

but I'm rubbish at putting down words


Have a cuppa

[daybyday]

....I have no stamps

Go look for your Christmas lights....

[debs71]

but damn, I bet they are not working again!

Visit Santa's Grotto....

[opiateyes]

but it's a bit early for that

go to a strip club! lol

[paula lynne]

but its a bit early for that too!

Paint your toenails

[missy007]

but ... oh errr male or female :shades:

Have a laugh :roflmao:

[daybyday]

.....I can't find my wish gift list

Make a list for Thanksgiving Dinner......

[missy007]

but that takes soooo long


take a break

[paula lynne]

But Ive been lying down all day anyway

try and lick your elbow

[missy007]

:roflmao:That not working either hon :roflmao:

[missy007]

But I can't


Bite your toenails

[paula lynne]

But I had a manicure last night

Pinch the skin on your elbow cos it doesnt hurt

[missy007]

But it does - I broke my elbow tripping over the cat (honest I was sober:noangel:)

Go talk to the neighbours :unsure: I have the one from Hell

[paula lynne]

haha sober eh!
But my neighbours are having a lock in at the pub

Eat a banana

[missy007]

Lucky neighbours or lucky you :)

But I hate fruit

Smile at everyone you meet (ha ha) tried it :noangel:

[opiateyes]

But i find it hard enough to even maintain eye contact :(

go to sleep

[uk23]

But I have just slept

Buy a new television

[opiateyes]

but we already have a good one

be female

[uk23]

But why would anyone want to be female?

Be Male

[opiateyes]

but i don't want to be smelly

be cool

[uk23]

But I am uber German cool

Be English

[opiateyes]

but i'm scottish

be nice

[paula lynne]

But Im already toooo nice

Tell someone who annoys you that they annoy you

[uk23]

But shes sitting in the bedroom on a pc and I have to shout it at her

Be German

[opiateyes]

but i don't want to

be you

[ktloubish]

but i cant

sing a song

[opiateyes]

But i'm shy :blush:

have a swim

[suzy-sue]

But I dont know how to

milk the cow

[uk23]

But shes sitting in the bedroom on a pc ...

:P

Drink some milk

[opiateyes]

yeh i know i'm fat :(

but i don't want to

go on a train

[Jannie2948]

but i've no where to go

fetch some wood

[mick_uk]

but i dont have a barrow

send me a letter

[opiateyes]

but i don't know your address

dance around the room

[daybyday]

...I don't know your address.

Climb a mountain.....

[Jannie2948]

but I's sooner call

play me a tune

[Jannie2948]

oops a few of us went for Mick_uk's!!!!

[daybyday]

..I can't play an instrument

Brush your hair.....

[Jannie2948]

but its in a tangle

Clean your shoes

[mick_uk]

but i already have

choose a colour

[Jannie2948]

but can't make a choice

catch a plane

[mick_uk]

but i dont have a ticket

buy me a ticket

[Jannie2948]

but where do you want to go

Send me a card

[mick_uk]

but i already did and you didnt reply

send it by pidgeon

[Jannie2948]

but it might get lost

ask for directions

[daybyday]

....but the pidgeon already picked up the mail today.

talk to a squirrel......

[mick_uk]

but i dont speak squirrelese!


find another animal

[Jannie2948]

but where shall I look

make sure you turn the light out

[daybyday]

..but I don't have electricity.

ride a horse...

[Jannie2948]

but I'm scared

run for the hills

[mick_uk]

but i dont have a map

call the police

[daybyday]

..but I don't see a need to.

Play the But I... game.....

[suzy-sue]

BUT I dont have the number ..:roflmao:


pick it up

[mick_uk]

but it didnt drop it!

you pick it up!

[suzy-sue]

but i dont want to

roll over

[opiateyes]

but i'm not on fire lol

have a cup of tea

[uk23]

But I dont like tea

Build a website

[mick_uk]

but I already did that



escape from the prison guards

[onceagain]

But they are quite cute....

check the firework

[mick_uk]

But i can't find it :wacko:

give the chicken back to the farmer

[onceagain]

but I ate it ...yummy

find the egg

[mick_uk]

:roflmao:

but it's not easter!



open the envelope

[onceagain]

But its not addressed to me

start a revolution

[mick_uk]

but I can't find others to go with me!


Lock the door

[suzy-sue]

But I lost the key ...

Go away ...

[opiateyes]

but i like it here

laugh

[mick_uk]

but its not funny

tell the truth

[uk23]

But I always do!

Light a firework

[mick_uk]

but it's not firework night!


catch the intruder

[suzy-sue]

but hes gone ....
be -have yourself ...:roflmao:

[mick_uk]

but I don't want to :whistles:

turn off the lights

[suzy-sue]

but i wont be able to see you ..


light the candles ...:winks:

[mick_uk]

but i don't any matches....


let the hostage go

[suzy-sue]

but i like him ..

find a lighter ...

[munkeyinblack]

but i dont smoke :)

dance like a munkey!

[mick_uk]

but I already do!


Find the secret door

[suzy-sue]

but its dissapeared ...

look into my eyes ...:wacko::wacko:

[mick_uk]

but I will get mesmerised :wacko::wacko::wacko:


hand over the money

[suzy-sue]

lol..
But you already hav it .

GIVE IT BACK ...:mad:

[mick_uk]

but I'm poor :weep:


feed the goat for me

[suzy-sue]

But its not there ...
Take a nap ..

[mick_uk]

but I'm not tired......


press the button that says 'do not press'

[suzy-sue]

but i cant its stuck ...

push the pram

[mick_uk]

but i've lost the baby :scared15:

dance to the tune of YMCA

[suzy-sue]

But i cant move ..:weep:

Find the baby :mad:

[mick_uk]

but i don't know where it's gone :weep:


look behind the wardrobe

[missy007]

but I cant get in there

find the murduurer (soz watchin old taggart eps)

[mick_uk]

but I don't know who it is :wacko:


return the money

[suzy-sue]

But I SPENT IT ..:blush:

Make me smile ...:D

[mick_uk]

but I don't want to strip naked!


finish the decorating

[suzy-sue]

But i have lol :D

Have a sandwich ..

[mick_uk]

but I'm not hungry


appear on dancing on ice

[missy007]

But I can't skate

Love the cat:scared15:

[NoPoet]

But I daren't make a reply that uses the word pussy.

Activate the Stargate

[missy007]

:roflmao:

But I'm not into sci-fi

Just chill :)

[gaaron]

but I'm in a sauna.:roflmao:

Do some excercise

[pinkpiglet]

I cant be bothered!

Go back to school/college..

[gaaron]

but I need to earn some money

Go for a walk

[mick_uk]

but I just have


look behind the sofa

[gaaron]

but there might be a spider

put the rubbish out

[missy007]

but hubby does that :)

listen to some music

[gaaron]

but I've got a headache :D

turn the tv off

[missy007]

but I can't find the remote

Have a nice herbal tea

[gaaron]

but I don't like the stuff


make sure the doors are locked

[missy007]

but they always are

take a break:)

[gaaron]

(nearly answered i should!):D

but I've got too much to do

pass me that book

[missy007]

Yes you should :)

But its under the cat

Put the cat out :D

[gaaron]

but I haven't got one now :weep:


Just do as your told

[missy007]

Bless -you can have one of mine (choice of 4)

but I never do what I'm told :D

Go for a walk in the moonlight :doh:

[gaaron]

but I'm going to bed :roflmao:

have a good night

[pinkpiglet]

but I am on the night shift! :(

Read a magazine

[gaaron]

but I can't find my glasses :shades:

have a glass of water

[lizzie29]

But I want tea!

Text a friend

[gaaron]

but I've run out of credit

watch Coronation St

[Kerry B]

on the TV

make a cup of tea

[gaaron]

I'm watching the tv


turn the tv off

[suzy-sue]

but i am watching it .


go make a hot drink please ..:D

[mick_uk]

but i've just made one


cook me some supper

[suzy-sue]

But I just did ..

Eat it all up ..without choking :roflmao:

[mick_uk]

:roflmao:
but I don't like cheese on toast!


put the cat out will you?

[missy007]

But they are already out

Have a fantastic birthday party - Its mine -yee haa

[mick_uk]

:birthday1: but you didn't tell me!


have some more wine

[missy007]

but I won't - yes I will :yahoo:

Blow out the candles

[mick_uk]

but i'm short of breath...


phone the police

[missy007]

but (controversially) they don't do anything

Phone the fire brigade - loads of candles out of control :shrug:

[mick_uk]

but they are on strike with the police :scared15:


run

[missy007]

but I had too much wine :ohmy:

Help me

[mick_uk]

but ive lost your address :scared15:

Send out a distress flare

[missy007]

but I already did that

I think just go to bed :D

[mick_uk]

but i'm not tired (actually i am) :wacko:

[missy007]

Yes but what was the to do thing? :roflmao:

[mick_uk]

oh yeah :chairfall:


switch off the tele

[missy007]

but I'm still watchin it

listen to the foghorns :roflmao:

[mick_uk]

:curse:

but i dont have a choice!


join a folk group

[missy007]

but .... why ?

Go morris dancing

[mick_uk]

but i don't look good in tights! (not anymore)


close down your facebook site

[missy007]

but I don't have one anyway

I'm sure you look fab in tights :)

Go to ballet classes

[mick_uk]

but I don't have a tutu


whisper me the secret

[missy007]

but I would have to kill you

find me that anne summers (male) model that I thought was you :)

[mick_uk]

but it was me (cough)


go stand behind bottleblond

[missy007]

but I couldn't - BB is an icon

Try this - u stand behind MM :noangel:

[mick_uk]

but I am already :blush:



enter the london marathon

[missy007]

But i am so not fit

Why don't u - soz reverting txt here tsk tsk :winks:

[mick_uk]

but I havn't run that far since school :ohmy:


travel back in your time machine

[missy007]

but I cant because BB and MM are in charge of the tardis

Complain to them about it :ohmy:

[gaaron]

but I don't know who BB and MM are

Wake me up

(I fell asleep!! just woke with a warm laptop)

[mick_uk]

but you didnt hear the alarm clock!


put the kettle on

[gaaron]

but I'm too tired

you put the kettle on

[mick_uk]

but its your turn

you put it on

[missy007]

But I cant be bothered

Have another glass of wine before bed (have only 40 mins of birthday left) :)

[mick_uk]

is it really your birthday???????

[gaaron]

but I didn't know

Have a nice birthday

[missy007]

but I did

accept my thanks :hugs:

[mick_uk]

but we did


unlock the cellar door

[missy007]

but I dont want to let the hostage out (think we have done this one)

Give me the ransome

[mick_uk]

but i can only pay by cheque


lend me the ransom money

[missy007]

but I have no money

tell me a funny story :D

[mick_uk]

but i dont know any


answer the telephone

[missy007]

but its been cut off

play with the cats ( nothing smutty mick ):roflmao:

[mick_uk]

i was so tempted :whistles:


but she's asleep on the rug


take a walk in the dark

[missy007]

Yeah leave her sleeping on the rug:)

but it is too cold, too dark and far too scary

just watch a very scary movie

[mick_uk]

But i did last night


pour another drink

[missy007]

but I have none left and have to go out in morning :scared15:

You pour me one

[gaaron]

but I'm too shaky


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