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Unicycling poet, at the moment sharing an attic with a troup of travelling acrobats, seeks woman with spare room and detailed underground map of Ipswich. Must have a good sense of humour and a spare fan belt for a Dyson vacuum cleaner.
No time wasters please.
Mick i think you are going to end up a very lonely old man, you really need to try a bit harder to entice the ladies:lac:
Ive got the spare room but im looking for a rich old man with a bad heart:sly:
WARNING
I WOULD SIT DOWN BEFORE READING THIS...I have been trying desperately to qualify but I have failed at the 1st hurdle because my name is Gaaron and my funny bone is in stitches at the moment.
And I found this newspaper clipping in my spare bedroom re the Ipswich Underground...
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears there isn't one.
I do have a belt for a Dyson tho'.... x
Going home
05-12-10, 16:54
:laugh: love it!
Anna xx
Baileys, I'm not sure where I'm going wrong :shrug: I thought it would sweep all the women off their feet. A little too romantic was it?
Gaaron, No underground system in Ipswich :scared15:
ps: you do have a spare room and a fan belt for a Dyson though :wub:
I'm sorry if you've misunderstood:
My room is full of spare stuff - it's not spare
and my belt is in use by my Dyson.
Maybe you'll be in luck soon - I'd get rid of the uni cycle tho', as it doesn't have room for two.
Doh :wacko:
Hopes dashed again :lac:
have to buy a tandem
LOL....Mick
I don,t have belt for Dyson,but have a kick starter for my broom,we have Ipswich near Brisbane,I live North Queensland and have spare room.
Love Petra x:hugs:
LOL....Mick
I don,t have belt for Dyson,but have a kick starter for my broom,we have Ipswich near Brisbane,I live North Queensland and have spare room.
Love Petra x:hugs:
You will do, its about the nearest hes gonna get.
You sound 0k too baileys,after all mick is 98.
You sound 0k too baileys,after all mick is 98.
Yea but hes got a good heart!!!!
Yes he has got big heart xx:D
Petra
Baileys, I'm not sure where I'm going wrong :shrug: I thought it would sweep all the women off their feet. A little too romantic was it?
Yeh Mick, I think it was a wee bit too heavy on the sweet stuff.....the fan belt tipped it over the edge!:D
Still loving your posts, lol!!
I've been reading Mills and Boon and Pride and Prejudice and Mr Darcy wooed all the ladies with his request for a Dyson fan belt....that's why I used that line :shrug:
Going home
05-12-10, 22:52
I tell you Mick, nobody ever made me laugh like you do. They should bring back the Vicar of Dibley and you could write the scripts for all those insane characters we all loved so much :chairfall: well I loved it anyway!
Anna xx :D
Mills and Boon? you must be bored mick.......lol
I have actually read one once. This girl meets this doctor, they fall in love, he moves away, he comes back, they marry :shrug:
Oh shite you make me laugh.....do they divorce?
na, they walked off into a sunset and a life of abject misery :shrug:
don't cry, she ran off with her gynaecologist in the next book :D
he used to wallpaper his hallway through his letterbox
Going home
05-12-10, 23:21
Where you a standup comedian in a past life michael...you're a tonic :D
Anna x
lol- fantastic!!!!!
Mick ur so funny. But here is a recommendation for a real lads book. Its called The hills are stuffed with Swedish Girls.
I promise its a legite book - not what I thought it was, but ur sense of humour will appreciate it!!!!!
In the meantime keep up ur hilarious postsx:roflmao:
bottleblond
06-12-10, 13:39
Oh look, it's Mick! he's on his way back :yahoo:.....
http://katilea.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/dragon-in-snow1.jpg
Bout bloomin time too
:roflmao:Haha ha ...pmsl ... :roflmao:
bottleblond
06-12-10, 14:47
:noangel:
bottleblond
06-12-10, 17:23
Awwwww see here he is now!! Glad you're back safe and well poppet although you must have had the odd draught up yer troozer leg in that contraption!!. :whistles:
:roflmao:
One of those passed me on the way :wacko:
bottleblond
06-12-10, 17:30
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: That will be Shuggy on his Buggy. Was going to Tesco's for the 3 for 2 on his favourite malt and some polly grip ultra.
http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac248/mickrichards/millsandboon.jpg
bottleblond
06-12-10, 19:22
OMG :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
LMFAO.....THAT'S GREAT MICK!!:D
Who knew fan belts were so romantic!
Unbelievable!
How we laughed...............:D
People think I altered that picture as well :whistles:
Going home
06-12-10, 21:24
Priceless...:read:
People think I altered that picture as well :whistles:
How very dare they....
I've read the sequel 'Romance With A Hoover Bag' so I know for a fact that is a slur!:lac:
:roflmao:
Lend me it when you're finished with it deb, I've not read that one. :D
Consider it done.....chapter 3 is the most riveting when Mabel is issued an ultimatum in the form of 'it's me or the bag'.
Poor mabel what a choice to have to make :scared15:
I Love the chapter in Sense and Sensibility where the Dashwood daughters are spring cleaning the study and Marianne trips on the Hoover lead and falls into the arms of Mister Willoughby...gets me everytime that :weep:
Yes, me too, and what a dreadful turn of events when he runs off and leaves her for an usherette at the Great Yarmouth Ritzy.
What a classic that book is.:yesyes:
:roflmao:
I bought a book in great yarmouth today on my way home. Wasn't a mills and boon though. :D
proof
http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac248/mickrichards/sun.jpg
I think people are not taking my plight serious enough. The offer is still open....form a queue :wacko::wacko::wacko:
I'm in a huff, I waved at you this morning and you ignored me. That's why I'm not in line...
:flowers:
I was in a six foot snow drift :shrug:
yes but I was wearing my bikini!
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1357 thought it would make you melt x
must preview (note to self)!!:ohmy:
Going home
07-12-10, 00:18
Ive forgotten what the offer was...:oopsie:
I'm going away for a couple of days. Don't let this put you off messaging me with requests for my hand in marriage. If not marriage, then I will accept a long time engagement.....or a a short term relationship....or a date..... or a snog behind the NMP bike sheds.... anything really.
Not that I'm desperate. :weep:
bottleblond
13-12-10, 19:25
I'm going away for a couple of days. Don't let this put you off messaging me with requests for my hand in marriage. If not marriage, then I will accept a long time engagement.....or a a short term relationship....or a date..... or a snog behind the NMP bike sheds.... anything really.
Not that I'm desperate. :weep:
Hey Mick
Just wondering if you fancied a wee weekend away in me own private love nest. It's a bright cosy wee place with natural air conditioning, outside toilet and romantic views...
http://www.chrissmithonline.co.uk/.a/6a00d8341c5b0b53ef013486648afa970c-pi
Views...
http://www.fernbrookfarmcsa.com/images/photos/muddy-field.jpg
onsite catering...
http://eatwellmontreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/greasy-spoon-montreal-2.jpg
Between me and thee, best hurry n reply coz MM really wants me to take him. God it's a dogs life being in demand! :blush:
x
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