christmas present swapshop

[mick_uk]

Anyone want to swap christmas presents?
I have:

1: A plastic ant farm (no ants)
2: A Jamie Oliver cook book (doesn't mention beans on toast) :shrug:
3: A cheap bottle of aftershave (could be used to clean drains)
4: A grey patterned sweater (the kind worn by old men who wander around talking to strangers in shopping malls)

[princess Leah]

sorry don`t fancy any of your swaps but you have cheered me up:yesyes:

[baileys]

Nothing i really want there either Mick.
I might be interested in the plastic ant farm, if i knew what it was:shrug:

[suzy-sue]

I will swop you your Jamie Oliver cook book for my Gold eybrow rings (havnt got pierced eyebrows ...wtf ?:lac:) or My Choclate Tea Pot :D..I will give the cook book to my sons partner .shes never invited us to hers for a meal in 6 years ...Would give her a year to practice for next year ..I also have Numerous boxes and tins of sweets .I hardly ever eat them . I aslo have a jumper in a size 10 which is too small and a pair of Black high heeled sandals .Neither of which I will ever wear .Im sure youd look better in them than me Mick .:winks:Id break my neck .. Hubs has a pair of Stale loafers and a reindeer jumper ..on the mechanical front there is an assortment of Nail holes unused and a second hand long weight .....sue

[mick_uk]

Black high heeled sandals hmmmmm :)

my ant farm minus the friggin ants:shrug:

http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac248/mickrichards/ants.jpg

[suzy-sue]

I ,ll chuck in a flourecent green feather boa with the sandals Mick ..is it a swop ??:winks: sue xI LL SEND IT WITH THE LONG WEIGHT ..:D

[mick_uk]

I'd love a willy shaped water pistol

[mick_uk]

I've had enough long weights sue :D

[suzy-sue]

:roflmao:wouldnt we all ! Maybe next year:D:yesyes:

[baileys]

i will pass on the ant farm Mick.

[mick_uk]

:weep:

[Anxious_gal]

where do you get the ants for the ant farm and what happens when the aunts start multiplying? :ohmy:

[Hazel B]

Well, I don't cook, I don't wear jumpers, hate insects and only use one perfume, so soz I will politely decline.

If you'd like a 34" pizza stone though............

[mick_uk]

I've just read the instructions mishel, you have to buy the ants from a stockist! They have to be harvester ants! You can't use ordinary ants! :shrug:

[Going home]

Sue :D:D

Anna x

[baileys]

Ive got some harvester ants in my garden Mick i will send you some for a small price.

[nikk_dolittle]

I'll take the ant farm Mick!!!! :) Mayas well have another animal in my room lol

xxx

[mick_uk]

aint you got enough nikk :D

are they house trained baileys? :D

[nikk_dolittle]

aint you got enough nikk :D



Enough? no not me, Would love more. :)

My target was 100 spiders now its 200! :roflmao: