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Robertc160882
23-03-06, 14:06
Now sorry if you have decided to read this as a woman please don’t be offended I was sent it in a email and I thought other men would enjoy it lol. ;)

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Alexandra
23-03-06, 14:14
Now wheres that frying pan to hit you over the head with it ROBERT GRR LOL

Alex

Many People Will Walk
In & Out Of Your Life
But Only True Friends
Will Leave Footprints
In Your Heart

Robertc160882
23-03-06, 14:24
I always knew you would be the first to rebel against the warning of one for the men. I bet you were one of those kids that tried to reads your friends diaries typical women Alexandra can’t do what they are told lol. I’m only joking.

lildutt
23-03-06, 14:33
lol robert i think they funny even thought i am a woman

Alexandra
23-03-06, 14:33
Ohhh Get you Robert. LOL Bet you had plenty of thick ears as a kid LOL. (Only joking)

Alex

Many People Will Walk
In & Out Of Your Life
But Only True Friends
Will Leave Footprints
In Your Heart

Paddington
23-03-06, 14:54
ha ha ha ha ha!!i think they are very funny too,i know your tongue is well and truley in your cheek robert,gunna tell my other half later,he wll love them,right up his street!love mary-rose.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

we are all in the same boat and can guide each other ashore

darkangel
23-03-06, 17:00
When someone says "one for the men" - how many women can resist finding out whats its all about !

Made me laugh - so true !!!!!!

Darkangel





........life is for living not just for surviving

Robertc160882
23-03-06, 17:56
Can’t believe such a derogatory post is getting so much support from women excellent. I expected all the guy’s to say it was good not the woman anyway glad it made you laugh and I look forward to some one posting one slagging all us guy’s.

darkangel
23-03-06, 18:23
Robert

You are forgetting something, we woman are all too busy tied to the kitchen sink to be able to sit for hours or maybe even days writing the same type of thing about men !!!

It would put the computer system into overload !!!!

Only joking !


Darkangel




........life is for living not just for surviving

Chardonay
24-03-06, 15:46
That made me laugh Robert.

Tall dark and mysterious was his name,
magic love and money was his game.

Beauty is a real thing, not just a reflection in the mirror

Alexandra
24-03-06, 15:53
A few for Robert.

There were three people in a lift. Intelligent Man, Intelligent Woman & Father Christmas.

Who is the odd one out?

Intelligent Woman of course the other two do'nt exist.


How Many Men does it take to change a loo roll?

No one knows cos it has'nt happened yet.

Alex

Many People Will Walk
In & Out Of Your Life
But Only True Friends
Will Leave Footprints
In Your Heart

Paddington
24-03-06, 16:05
nice one Alex,look foreward to more jokes,laughter is a healer!lol m'rose.xxxxx

we are all in the same boat and can guide each other ashore

Alexandra
24-03-06, 16:07
Sorry Robert & any of the guys that have looked on here but i could'nt help myself no offence ment.

Alex

Many People Will Walk
In & Out Of Your Life
But Only True Friends
Will Leave Footprints
In Your Heart

clickaway
24-03-06, 16:24
And I thought I was so un-PC!

It's all right ladies, we guys always sneak a read of Cosmo...

Kidding, of course




Ray
http://www.anxietyrelease.org.uk/

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
~Mark Sanders and Tia Sillers

Alexandra
24-03-06, 16:26
Ahh Ray so thats what you do in your spare time.
Off reading cosmo LOL (only joking)

That young Robert drove me too those jokes him & his story bit posts LOL)

Alex

Many People Will Walk
In & Out Of Your Life
But Only True Friends
Will Leave Footprints
In Your Heart

pips
26-03-06, 20:40
My Hubby loved them cheers!!!!!!!

Children_of_God
19-07-06, 01:19
hey, me and my borfriend just read your post and we both think they're fuuny, thanks for the laugh. michelle, xxx.

everythings good in the end, if it's not good, it's not the end.