Pregnant fear

[panicattack247]

Hi havent been on here for a while thankfully, I didnt have my usual pre christmas break down, which was nice but its my bday tomorrow and Im having a panic attack again.

I went to put tissues with wet seamen on them into the toilet and it hit the front of the seat on the way in. I am worried because mum went to the toilet straight after me, can she get pregnant from sitting on the toilet after my tissues touch it?

[ladybird64]

Zero possibility.

[panicattack247]

Thanks, any more responses?

[mercer88]

If a child is the result you can call it 'Jesus H Christ' and proclaim it the second coming; because it would be a virgin birth...

It's an impossibility.

[pinkpiglet]

I wasnt going to comment as everyone else has answered correctly but I will, just to give you even more peace of mind!

Your worries are an impossibility!!

[speeder]

ZERO CHANCE! ABSOLUTELY NO WAY - NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!

If only it was this easy to become pregnant.Sigh.