Horse
13-02-11, 22:32
I first posted this nearly 3 years ago and I thought it time to lighten our spirits again!
I wondered some time ago (in my fantasy world) wouldn't it be nice if one day all of us on this site were to attend a party for the benefit of us!
This is in no way meant as an offence to anyone who suffers from whatever form of Anxiety just a light hearted thought which I hope will just bring a smile to a few faces.
Can you imagine the scene;
The Claustrophobics would all be standing outside.......whatever the weather.
The Agorophobics would all be standing inside......if they turned up.
The Hypochondriacs wouldn't eat anything for fear of being ill.
There would be a constant supply of ambulances waiting in the car park for the regular trips to A and E.
The washrooms would all be constantly occupied for obvious reasons.
The lighting would have to be dimmed and the music would have to be quietened because of our increased sensitivity.
None of us would drink alcohol because of our medication.
All of us with poor body image problems would think that everyone was looking at us.
No one would be dancing for fear of making a fool of themselves.
The list is endless.
But I guarantee one thing, after an hour or so. Everyone would have relaxed, be talking and dancing and laughing and even joking about our problems. What a great party it would be! Probably the best!
As I say, just a thought from my fantasy world, but a good one. We can but dream.
Once again, this is not intended to offend or poke fun at anyone suffering from any of the above (which I am one). Just a thought.
Horse.
Update Feb 2011.
Coming soon......
The 2011 Midwinter Anxiety Sufferers Fair.
Exciting attractions such as;
Prizes for the most A and E visits (only one entry per person).
Art Competition....Display your own ECG readouts. (Can be framed or mounted).
Feeling Queasy? Then test your skill on the 'Vomit Comet.'
Plenty of stalls, including;
Undo the Childproof Cap Whilst Having a Panic Attack.
Is It Warm or Is It Me? Prizes for the reddest face.
Throw a Wet Sponge (at your GP).
And back by demand.........Perform Your Own Colonoscopy! (A game of skill and courage)! Sponsored by 'Picolax'
Fun for all the family.
Watch this space.
I wondered some time ago (in my fantasy world) wouldn't it be nice if one day all of us on this site were to attend a party for the benefit of us!
This is in no way meant as an offence to anyone who suffers from whatever form of Anxiety just a light hearted thought which I hope will just bring a smile to a few faces.
Can you imagine the scene;
The Claustrophobics would all be standing outside.......whatever the weather.
The Agorophobics would all be standing inside......if they turned up.
The Hypochondriacs wouldn't eat anything for fear of being ill.
There would be a constant supply of ambulances waiting in the car park for the regular trips to A and E.
The washrooms would all be constantly occupied for obvious reasons.
The lighting would have to be dimmed and the music would have to be quietened because of our increased sensitivity.
None of us would drink alcohol because of our medication.
All of us with poor body image problems would think that everyone was looking at us.
No one would be dancing for fear of making a fool of themselves.
The list is endless.
But I guarantee one thing, after an hour or so. Everyone would have relaxed, be talking and dancing and laughing and even joking about our problems. What a great party it would be! Probably the best!
As I say, just a thought from my fantasy world, but a good one. We can but dream.
Once again, this is not intended to offend or poke fun at anyone suffering from any of the above (which I am one). Just a thought.
Horse.
Update Feb 2011.
Coming soon......
The 2011 Midwinter Anxiety Sufferers Fair.
Exciting attractions such as;
Prizes for the most A and E visits (only one entry per person).
Art Competition....Display your own ECG readouts. (Can be framed or mounted).
Feeling Queasy? Then test your skill on the 'Vomit Comet.'
Plenty of stalls, including;
Undo the Childproof Cap Whilst Having a Panic Attack.
Is It Warm or Is It Me? Prizes for the reddest face.
Throw a Wet Sponge (at your GP).
And back by demand.........Perform Your Own Colonoscopy! (A game of skill and courage)! Sponsored by 'Picolax'
Fun for all the family.
Watch this space.