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Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
5. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go...'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14.PICK UP A BOX OF C*NDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
It's Called
... THERAPY
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Re: helps with painc.
Love it that really made me giggle thanks x
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that's a rib tickler lol. It remind me of when my friends mother drove us to mc donnalds and told us to get her a cheese bugar without the cheese, we didn't question.
So went in my friend told me to order, so I did two happy meals, and a cheese burgar, but don't put the cheese on. The girl questioned and I had a growd of them watching my reaction as I repeated myself thinking they hadn't heard. Well the laughter was unbelievable I even turned to look around. Omg still don't know till this day if she was sindinlhaving us going.lol
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Ohhh this did make me laugh :roflmao:
IT IS therapy :yesyes:, WHY you may ask, because as I read these, I MYSELF have done, number, 3....6....8....11....12...:roflmao:
GREAT stuff, If I was male I would defo try the last one, don't think hubby would be to pleased If I said it when HE was there :blush: blushes on HIS part, NOT mine, LOL.
Laughter IS a medicine, it makes us feel better.
Thank you for sharing :bighug1:
LOVE JILL XXX
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
This did make me laugh thanks! Laughter is a great therapy and one of the few things in life that is free. Luv Sue:hugs:
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I was only smiling when I read the first few lines, then I had a big smile in the middle, but I burst with laugh when I reached the last one :roflmao:
thank you so much
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really funny,if only we had the nerve.
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: i cant stop laughing,
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Lol, this really cheered me up on a day when I desperately needed it :)
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