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BB....I have changed Complaints pet policy (Elf n Safety Rulebook: Pg 69, Parag 11) so you may bring Ed into office and play hide and seek while dealing with bog complaints :D
So hurry along - I'm gasping for a cuppa!
Status: Pet friendly
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:yahoo: So in that case, can I also bring. Charlie, Bobby, Sammi, Prinni and Tobi in?. (when I have him)
Please bring Mogs too. It will be like one giant pet play date!. :hugs:
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bottleblond
:yahoo: So in that case, can I also bring. Charlie, Bobby, Sammi, Prinni and Tobi in?. (when I have him)
Please bring Mogs too. It will be like one giant pet play date!. :hugs:
Now steady on, old girl - this isn't Animal Farm, you know :lac:
We have serious and important biz to take care of which pets can interfere with, like going to Feathers for a few too many....
Get your stilettos on :shades:
Status: *Burp*
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I was thinking we could save a fortune on Kitty litter if we can somehow manage to transform our complaints into something rather absorbent.
We can discuss it in the Feathers over a few stiff ones. Just putting my face on. Shall be there swiftly.
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bottleblond
I was thinking we could save a fortune on Kitty litter if we can somehow manage to transform our complaints into something rather absorbent.
We can discuss it in the Feathers over a few stiff ones. Just putting my face on. Shall be there swiftly.
What a spiffingly good idea - the pets can shit on the shredded remains of all the crap complaints we get! Free cat and Toby litter :D
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KK77
What a spiffingly good idea - the pets can shit on the shredded remains of all the crap complaints we get! Free cat and Toby litter :D
:roflmao: EXACTLY! :roflmao:
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bottleblond
:roflmao: EXACTLY! :roflmao:
Mogs said she won't share her "crap" with others, so I have designed individual "crapping bays" with their names on them....
Non-compliance won't be tolerated :lac:
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KK77
Mogs said she won't share her "crap" with others, so I have designed individual "crapping bays" with their names on them....
Non-compliance won't be tolerated :lac:
Well I do think individual "Shit sheds" are the way forward, KK!...I mean would you like to do your business in your neighbour/friends outhouse or vice versa?. I most certainly wouldn't. How VERY inconvenient would it be to use someone else's convenience?. Utter crappage I say.
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bottleblond
Well I do think individual "Shit sheds" are the way forward, KK!...I mean would you like to do your business in your neighbour/friends outhouse or vice versa?. I most certainly wouldn't. How VERY inconvenient would it be to use someone else's convenience?. Utter crappage I say.
"Shit sheds" :roflmao:
I did a Burton in your loo once when I was pet-sitting for you. Took brute force to get him round the U-bend :wacko:
Stubborn floater :lac:
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I leave a sturdy wire coat hanger in the bog cupboard for such forces of nature. Sorry, I forgot to tell you about that. :yesyes: