I will check to see if we have a spare cell for beasts :wacko:
Complaint Status: Hair-raising
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My complaint is that I am sat here watching 'music videos' from Disney Descendants and my children aren't here. I'm enjoying myself but I'm judging myself for it. :whistles:
Complaint: BARBARA ****ING STREISAND'S TAKE ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'SEXUAL NEEDS'
Agreed, Emma. One more person I'll never look at in the same light again.
Thank you for your complaint, EmmerL.
I carried out a Complaints search on BS and found one other complaint 4 years ago about her hooter which was still pending. I will merge complaints and pass them through the shredder :shades:
Complaint Status: Who nose
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I wish to complain about a Mr Angry emot cushion I ordered... He appeared RED in pics but looks more ORANGE in real life :mad:
My friend joked that maybe he was on BP meds but I know how anti-meds Mr A is :lac:
Status: Not Happy pffft
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There could well have been a mistake with your order, Cmrd.
I believe you have been sent the New Improved and obviously Great again Mr America cushion.
Yodel.......:mad::mad::mad: Their delivery service is pants! Their website sends you round in pointless circles. Their automated phone line sends to back to the website and don't even get me started on the drivers.
second day in a row, I've had the 'unable to locate your property' thing and yet I actually saw the driver zoom past doing 50!
so tomorrow is apparently their last attempt:curse: what I need is some of those stingers the police use. Either that or a placard saying yodel stop here.
Those yodelling swines need their voice boxes tested :lac:
Status: Delivered (to wrong address)
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