You Greedy ....Never lol ..Piggish maybe ,but greedy never ...I dont breathe heavy just deeply ..Works just as well and less noise .They dont make broom cupboards like they used to . :lac: Beret Sue MINUS HER BERET ..hint hint ..:D
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You Greedy ....Never lol ..Piggish maybe ,but greedy never ...I dont breathe heavy just deeply ..Works just as well and less noise .They dont make broom cupboards like they used to . :lac: Beret Sue MINUS HER BERET ..hint hint ..:D
:roflmao:This thread has started to make me really laugh again - thank you :yesyes: The mind boggles when I read it !!
I've got a legitimate complaint at last!
I rather stubbornly decided to challenge not just one person, but an entire collection of writers from a website I regularly visit, to an author's duel. As you can imagine my invitatation to "come and get it you caravan's worth of pant-pooers" did the trick and one of my favourite rivals stepped up to the plate after about 20 minutes!
But then disaster struck! My hours at work got ridiculous and I am so tired I feel like a zombie - I suffered from a week-long bout of man-flu which ruined my entire week off, then spread to all the girls (and only the girls) at work - then once I got over that I had a severe migraine - and I just found out that the girl I am seeing comes from a family of crack addicts!
I haven't written a word of my contest entry in the last 2 weeks and am in danger of being disqualified for being crap!
And I have only got one day off in the next week, during which me and my mate are off to a couple of car boot sales, if I'm even fit to get out of bed after all the hours I'm putting in at work!
The moral of the story: if you're going to challenge a load of people to a contest, make sure that you are actually going to be able to submit your entry, otherwise you yelled and postured for nothing... and I hate to think of those choice insults going to waste ;)
I only want to point out to everyone that that particular chandelier only broke 'after' I let go & landed on my head! :whistles:
Damn, my Swiss acct. is gonnae be empty by the time I retire at this rate. :scared15:
I'm afraid your account IS now empty SA Rousel. Mel has raided it for the full £10 million needed to run this completely inept department for the next 25 years (and my yacht in Marbella *ahem*). You are a generous man indeed...
Mel is still in sulk mode after I was rudely let down by one of the female species called femme self-absorbitous.
Please avoid if you're a bloke pfffft
How Greedy MM :mad:...Rousel needs enough to continue with his swinging at least ..YOU ARE .such a greedy boy ..:lac:I Hope he makes a complaint forthwith .As for the femme self -absorbitous ..count yourself lucky ...You could have pulled a right CRACKER like P/P did ...:lac: Beret Sue minus the beret ..
He has made a complaint already and it has been dealt with by BB. She said "Taa very much" and binned it accidentally (I trained her you see).
Yes, I did pull a cracker once but was just left with a blow-up toy pffffffffffffft
Yeah I know I found it in the broom cupboard when I was lookin for me Beret ..Hilda was not amused ,it was still inflated and went wizzing past her knockin off her ginger wig ...:ohmy:. Wasnt a pretty sight I can tell you :lac:..All the crap complaints are now gonna be flushed down the gents toilet .There seems to be a backlog at the moment ...:lac:Beret Sue never found me beret :weep:
Im FED UP trying to help people who wont help themselves..:mad::lac:
Yoo-hoo, Pauuula..
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Made ya laugh :D