Seems to me an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ;)
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Seems to me an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ;)
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Hey FMP - Ever notice when you've had a hat on for a long time it feels like it's not there? Then you take it off and it feels like it is there.
Seems to me if a rabbit's foot was so lucky, it'd be still attached to the rabbit!
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The whole idea came from watching a George Carlin clip on euphemisms. Take something we say, a funny saying, a thought or the like and you can write one right up. Like....
Seems to me if you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments! ;)
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Do you all remember “deep thoughts” by jack handy? That’s what this reminds me of.
Seems to me people often turn to sweets when they're stressed. It makes sense as "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".
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