Things that make you go Hmmmm....
Seems to me that alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Things that make you go Hmmmm....
Seems to me that alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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So true Fish
I read it was also spice that does no favors for ones tum.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves!
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Everything ok your end mate?
I met up with a friend yesterday afternoon and got steaming drunk on quality craft beer. I know it's meant to be bad for anxiety, but I had a blissfully relaxed evening and I haven't slept so well in weeks.
Hangovers blow...
Seems to me that everyone has a theory for the "perfect" way to lead your life but why listen to them? Who are they trying to convince and why?
I hope he's doing ok.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
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Seems to me that the one who gets the last laugh is a slow thinker ;)
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Seems to me that farts are just the ghosts of things we ate.
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FMP, you’re scaring me :scared15:
The serial posters finally made FMP go insane...
Flirting with insanity is one thing. If it starts flirting back, it's time to call the whole thing off ;)
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You carry on, FMP!! It's a great thread!
When you hear the voices, only talk to the ones who offer food.
It seems to me you only speak in riddles.
And never answer me at all.
Seems to me an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ;)
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Hey FMP - Ever notice when you've had a hat on for a long time it feels like it's not there? Then you take it off and it feels like it is there.
Seems to me if a rabbit's foot was so lucky, it'd be still attached to the rabbit!
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The whole idea came from watching a George Carlin clip on euphemisms. Take something we say, a funny saying, a thought or the like and you can write one right up. Like....
Seems to me if you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments! ;)
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Do you all remember “deep thoughts” by jack handy? That’s what this reminds me of.
Seems to me people often turn to sweets when they're stressed. It makes sense as "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".
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You're great at these. I spent 30 minutes trying to come up with one. Too hard. I'm out. Keep posting them though they're awesome.
A tattoo is a very permanent reminder of a very temporary feeling.
Yes! Thank you Wired! I won't miss the next one.😀
Seems to me that common sense isn’t very common...
Seems to me I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent ;)
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Seems to me that glass houses shouldn't be built near the shore... ;)
Seems to me that some people's heads are just back up copies of their butt!
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Seems to me that too many folk have two mouths and one ear (that's deaf) :lac:
Seem to me that coronavirus lacks a corona...