A
ask for something that's not on the menu
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A
ask for something that's not on the menu
B
Bring your own food
Crawl along the floor
Dancing on the table
Eat off random people's plates.
Fart
Get up and leave without paying...
horse and cart rides around the cafe
free if you're a regular customer
Lol, that would be me out then jojo :blush:
Inform the owners they chose the wrong business
Juggle with the eccles cakes
Kick the tables over cause you’ve be short changed...
Load your table with all the condiments
Make love over the table...
Nose your way into the kitchen
Offer to wash up instead of paying...
Picking your nose
Quack loudly while waddling around the tables
Lol, these answers are so funny....
Run round naked....
They are YNWA :roflmao:
Spit your food out
Throw your food up the wall....
Uber something while you are there
Visit the loo whilst shouting IM GONNA BE SICK....
Wee on the floor
Yell at top of your voice...YOUR FOOD IS CRAP...
Zip up the flies of the stranger at the next door table
Lol jojo, we would.
Ask for a bucket
Brush your teeth then spit on the pot plant
Comb your hair over the sandwiches...
Lol YNWA
Dip your biscuits in someone else's tea
Eat your soup with a fork....
Flatten the food with a mallet
Gargle your milkshake....
Help yourself to stuff in the kitchen
Insult the chief...
Juggle the salt and pepper pots
Kick the waitress as she walks past...
Lick your plate...
Mimic the waitress
Nail your plate to the table...