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The never ending rhyme!
Created due to popular demand, it's the never ending poem!! :)
Add a rhyming couplet to the end, lets see how far we can go :) Cmon you talented poets, its your time to shine :D
Helpful tip: Try not to make your tangent too specific - remember someone has to follow you! :tongue:
Off you go :tongue:
So lets get started, without further ado,
There's loads we need to get through! :)
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So lets get started, without further ado,
There's loads we need to get through!
So let's be hasty and type some lines,
Hopefully something funny that rhymes.
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Originally Posted by
shoegal
So lets get started, without further ado,
There's loads we need to get through!
So let's be hasty and type some lines,
Hopefully something funny that rhymes.
Well im next on the list .
But im feeling quite pissed..
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Originally Posted by
suzy-sue
Well im next on the list .
But im feeling quite pissed..
I drank too much again last night,
I'm feeling dizzy, my head's not right..
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I glugged down bottles of gin and whiskey,
Corr blimey now I've woken up feeling friskey...
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Ive not got time for that :lac:
Need to feed my cat .
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The poor kitty is causing such a racket
In my drunken stupour I must've eaten a packet :ohmy:
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Watch out Amby that's not good
Even my cat gets sick from that food
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My grand-daughter had a spat with a cat
Her finger up its bum, and it didnt like that..
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Look at you Paula you killed the rhyme
Maybe try and be less rude next time?:winks:
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Originally Posted by
allergyphobia
I glugged down bottles of gin and whiskey,
Corr blimey now I've woken up feeling friskey...
If you get like that, then give me a bell -
Just you and me - I will not tell...
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It doesnt take much to lower the tone ,
But guaranteed to make someone moan :mad::lac:
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I really don't know what you mean -
There's nothing wrong with being keen ;)
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Fingers up bums, thats really quite rude :ohmy:
In fact id say, it was downright crude :mad:
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Oh yes, I really do agree:
I can sort it out for a fee :D
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Me PAY FEES .my goodness NO .
I think its best to just say" GO" :emot-wave:
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Well off with your head, I say!
No other choice if you won't pay :lac:
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Look, this is all getting rather out of hand!
Can't we get back to the poem we planned?
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That's what I said many a time -
But I got carried away with the rhyme.
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Carried away !!,well you got that bit right .:lac:
But that was because ,you started a fight .
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what a typical man eh Sue :lac:
anyway, what was it we were here to do?
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Typical man indeed -
Without us there'd be no seed! ;)
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Who wants seeds ?I d like to know .
Most of them dont want to grow
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Oh the seeds of doom, they won't grow
When the winds of the south start to blow :emot-shakehead:
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Those doom seeds like the grim north air .
Their other name is Bleak despair ..
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Water and water as much as you please -
The seeds of doom won't grow in Leeds :lac:
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Well now we know , where not to sow .
Its time for bed ,so I shall go .:byebye:
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Shame on you all for being so rude!!
Back to the rhyme, after that interlude..
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Its been a long day .
So would just like to say "....
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This rhyme wont get written if no one posts
So stop being a bunch of lazy goats ..
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With so many people at each other's throats,
Maybe they haven't got time to sow their wild oats :shrug:
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No time for oats :ohmy:thats really sad
Better to do, than being bad .:mad:
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maybe we should try and advertise
to try encourage them to write a few lines??
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as requested a few lines I'll write
to say that I'm now sort of alright :)
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Where are all the oldies been....
Please come back you need to be seen :)
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I am here never fear I don't want to move from here :D
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Good to see you Mrs Stressed Ed
Missed you all including ted...:D
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Bring forth the twixs and a multipack bag of frazzles,
Scoffing this food shall take away the hassles.
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Originally Posted by
blue moon
Good to see you Mrs Stressed Ed
Missed you all including ted...:D
AWWWW BLESS YOU :bighug1:I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL TOO
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WHEN HE HAD EATEN THEN ALL HE WENT THAT FAT HE HAD A FALL HE LANDED ON A BALL :doh:
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Cats with teeth are a menace, it's true
Get them all out, then they can't bite you!
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Sorry, that was out of place.