A....
apparently that's a real illness. I didn't even know that
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A....
apparently that's a real illness. I didn't even know that
B...
Be interesting to see if he tries to insert something else up there :winks:
Doctor: "We're very sorry we gave you the prognosis for another patient Mr Forbes, so we can tell you that you don't have only 12 months to live."
Patient: "oh thank god for that!"
Doctor: "Unfortunately you only have 6 months to live". :ohmy:
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Doctor "We're very sorry Mr Frost but there was a mistake in reading the type of operation you came in for and I'm afraid we haven't removed your appendix."
Patient: "So, what have you done?".
Doctor: "We gave you a full sex change and you are now a woman".
Patient: "What? How could this happen? Are you telling me I will never get another erection?"
Doctor: "Of course you will, it just won't be yours."
:roflmao:
"Charge, none"
Too be told your Hematologist is named Dr Death.
A patient calling to order a Chinese takeaway