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I fear Pulisa (AKA 'Agent P') has switched the NMP Birthday Database off but cannot escape KK's Complaints Database! :shades:
Wishing you many happy and healthy returns, Dear Comrade. You deserve all the very best for today :D
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Happy Bday, P!
Happy Birthday :hugs:my dear friend.
Wishing you a wonderful day.Xx
Many happy returns Pulisa!
Charlie x
Happy Birthday pulisa!
Hope you have a wonderful day, and very best wishes from all the Admins and Mods here at No More Panic.
Happy birthday, Pulisa! Hope you have a wonderful day, and a wonderful upcoming year.
Happy Birthday Pulisa
I Hope you have a lovely day and get spoiled
Lot.s of love
Celticlass xxx:bighug1::bighug1:
Happy birthday, pulisa x
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I hope you have a good day. I think with everything that has been going on it should be kind to you and bring you some good news about your son, a relaxed daughter for the day and you able to put your feet up for a bit to unwind (still got to do that golf washing though! :winks::roflmao:).
You've had a very rough time recently and deserve some happiness today.
Happy Birthday, hope that this is the start of things looking up for you
Hugs on your special day Pulisa :bighug1:
:hugs::hugs::hugs::hugs::hugs::hugs::hugs::hugs: xx
Oh no ...I've been rumbled and I thought I had covered my tracks....:D
Couldn't escape the long arm of the Complaints Database though, courtesy of Agent KK!
My son is getting better..thanks to a new meds regime. It's early days and he'll need therapy but at least he is not so tormented and full of self hatred. He won't get his teeth back-he pulled out 3-but at least he can get through the days.
Will be spending the day with my daughter at a Christmas market. She deserves a day away from home after all she has been through.
Thank you all very much xxx
Happy Birthday Pulisa x
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You can get through this x
Many happy returns, Pulisa :flowers:
I can't forget the 3rd, as you know my brother came into the world on that day too. Side note: he seems to have discovered 'god' this year, says the fact that there is a god is 'indisputable', so Christmas is going to be interesting as the rest of us are atheists! I'm hoping things are marginally saner Chez Pulisa.:wacko:
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Many happy returns to you lovely Pulisa. Wishing you every happiness xx
Thank you so much to everyone on here...I've had a good day and things are getting better (and saner) xxx
A very happy birthday. Hope you had a brilliant day. Take care:birthday::birthday1:
Have you ever read An Athiest's Guide to Christmas? Not only is it hilarious, but I think it'll give you some prep for yours!Quote:
Originally Posted by Violet Blue
There is also the Cockney Bible.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntsyVee
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Hello, Dad, up there in good ol’ Heaven,
Your name is well great and holy, and we respect you, Guv.
We hope we can all ‘ave a butcher’s at Heaven and be there as soon as possible:
and we want to make you happy, Guv, and do what you want ‘ere on earth, just like what you do in Heaven.
Guv, please give us some Uncle Fred, and enough grub and stuff to keep us going today,
and we hope you’ll forgive us when we cock things up,
just like we’re supposed to forgive them who annoy us and do dodgy stuff to us.
There’s a lot of dodgy people around, Guv;
please don’t let us get tempted to do bad things.
Help keep us away from all the nasty, evil stuff,
and keep that dodgy Satan away from us,
‘cos you’re much stronger than ‘im.
You're the Boss, God, and will be for ever, innit?
Cheers, Amen.
Oi, watch it Terry, I'm a cockney me ol china :blush:
It spot on except for the Guv bit which is mainly used by taxi drivers :D
Pleased you had a lovely day Pulisa. x
Ha ha! No I haven't read it, but I can only imagine that it is indeed very funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by AntsyVee
My brother has a touch of ADD (diagnosed by himself as an adult, though luckily for him has no idea what anxiety is) and he knows that sometimes he has thoughts nobody else agrees with. He's also Sagittarius, which means apparently that they always think they are right! So yes, frustrating, and actually he wasn't easy to grow up with, more so than most brothers and sisters very close in age I would imagine.
I don't think he believes in the bible as such, so we may yet be spared...
Oh blimey...sounds as if you are in for an ear bashing, Violet! I would be volunteering to do all the washing up just to escape the lectures! Let's hope he goes easy on you all..xx
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I wondered about the "innit" too. Our local dialect has "int it".
Don't forget the coppers from 70's TV shows with "guv" and later The Bill. :nicked:
Glad to hear you had a better day, pulisa. Its about time! :yesyes::yahoo:
I feel I've exaggerated a bit, he won't be that bad, and ultimately he'll be outnumbered. But he does seem to believe there's definitely a god that created all this. I tried to say it's all nature and science and stuff (the big bang) but he countered that with saying there's still a god. I'm just going to yawn and walk away if he starts, but as I say it won't be that bad.Quote:
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Happy belated birthday Pulisa xxx
:roflmao:When my relatives say things I don't agree with, I just say crazy things back to them and walk away. If I were atheist, and he was my bro, I'd whisper in his ear, "Shhh. I didn't want to tell you, but I'm G-d. Thanks for believing in me." ...and walk away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violet Blue
Did someone call me? :noangel:Quote:
Originally Posted by AntsyVee
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Originally Posted by AntsyVee
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