Originally Posted by
MyNameIsTerry
Funny story to cheer you up, James (and to lower the tone as is my mission on Misc :yesyes:).
One of the other managers I worked with years ago told me how he was pretty hammered in a local pub. He was dying to go to the toilet but it was full. He decided, since he was out of it, to head into the back yard and let loose in the bushes. Now, being drunk the bodily control was gone and he ended up in the bushes themselves doing it. Bad mistake. He unzipped, let fly and found he was doing it in nettles. :ohmy::roflmao:
Try explaining to the local plod that you are 'relieving the sting' with a dock leaf out the back of the pub :blush::nicked:
I hope it goes soon, intense itching is horrible. Definitely calamine lotion to cool it but you can get itch relief creams too. The current extra heat probably won't be helping you either.