Where do rabbits get their eyes tested?
At the hoptician.
How do you get a baby astronaught to sleep?
Rocket
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
she had mittens
what did the cat have for breakfast?
mice crispies
doctor doctor ive got strawberries growing out my head
il give you some cream for that
whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You cant tuna a fish
Hope thats given you a smile