Rash

[Pipkin]

Thanks Robin - your research is meticulous. Off to try it right away...

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...Damn. All I can find in the fridge is some beer and a mouldy tomato. Just off to the 24 hour Tesco.

[Greenman50]

I've had this nasty rash on my willy for a few days. I was showing it to the doctor this afternoon and he seemed quite embarrassed and it was as if he couldn't wait to get rid of me. He snapped "make an appointment to see me at the surgery next week", and just continued pushing his trolly around Tesco's.
How rude is that?

That will teach me for browsing through the male issues section..lol...