Hand made soaps with pure oils!

[paula lynne]

Please check out the NMP shop, and take a look at the hand made soaps with pure essential oils and fresh ingredients.

They were made between the thighs of a Welsh Virgin, (not me, but someone on here....lol) and compressed into moulds by a Druid with a particularly aggressive lisp....yes, Im taking about .......Lembik Opek........(he liked a bit of the cheeky girls)....I believe one of our very own members here on NMP, Paul, naughtiest member ever, was actually present as the process took place. PLEASE, dont be tight. Treat yourself.
SUPPORT NMP!
At least, take a look.
If you use NMP, you owe it to yourself and them, to give something back!

Give a bit of your love back. Karma. You will get it back xxxx
Thanks, Paula x

[paula lynne]

Scotch eggs? Pork pies?
You aint seen what I can do with a ping pong ball mate......mwwwahhhhhh!
Ive got a few hours left before my account is deleted, so what the hell.

PLEASE PEOPLE, DONT BE SELFISH, THINK OF OTHERS, I KNOW ITS HARD, BUT IVE BEEN THERE FOR 12 YEARS..........YOU USE NMP? PAY IT FORWARD, GIVE SOMETHING TO HELP THE PENNIES FOR NMP, AND HELP OTHERS WHO WILL COME AFTER YOU......PLEASE XXXX

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8 view and no buyers????
Come on people.......Im on a countdown here......please help NMP, you use it, help it, pay it forward!

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Oh well, you cant win em all....goodbye folks, may your conscience be your guide xx

[paula lynne]

The blue ball was located, yes.The brown ball is awol......
and its a centuryyyyyy! get in!
Paul, its been a blast xxxxxxxxxxxx

[eight days a week]

Got some lovely soaps in the post today, they smell gorgeous, many thanks Paula and Nic