A place to post your jokes, good or bad, but please refrain from posting jokes that are offensive. There might be some swearing and adult humour so please don't read any further if that bothers you.
Here goes ....
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says,
"OK, give me a million pounds and beat me half to death."
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A married couple are taking a stroll through the country when they spy a fence where they used to conduct their 'courting' when they were younger.
Excited by this, they make love furiously, with their arms and legs waving about everywhere.
When they are finished, the woman says, surprised, "You never had sex with me like that 30 years ago",
to which the man replies
"Well, that fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago."
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:
"That's the ugliest bloody baby I've ever seen. eeuurgh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."