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    Football Joke

    Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' And has reached
    the £1 million question.
    Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember,
    you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
    "Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?
    "Is it. A, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"
    Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too
    sure. I'll have to go 50-50."
    "Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
    'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
    Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm
    still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."
    So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.
    "Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."
    So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
    "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
    I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win
    £1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."
    "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives
    in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
    "It's a badger, Boss." says Becks without hesitation.
    "You sure, son?" says Sven.
    "Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."
    "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger
    "Final answer, Sven?"

    "Final answer, Chris."
    "That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"
    Cue wild celebrations.
    Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.
    "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble
    giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know
    that a badger lives in a set?"
    "Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........
    "... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

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    Hi Dave

    keep flowing with the jokes thats a good one we need to laugh at times with what goes on our lives, look forward to the next one

    Denise

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    Good one dave!

    Take care
    Daisybun

    'This too will pass'

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    Pmsl Dave so I guess its true that Beckhams a wingnut lol


    Mandy

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