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    Hey fellow panickers - please read!

    heya guys, how are you all?

    It is your NMP resident rapper here, dave. Hey guys seeing as though this is an area of the forum where people can just have fun and stuff i was wondering whether you could help me here and at the same time me provide you with some hopefully funny stuff to read.

    I ask you guys to all write one word each on here and i am aiming to do a 10 lined rap about that word. It's like a challenge...I wanna test myself and see whether i can actually rap about anything.

    This will help me with my rhymes and at the same time provide (as i said, hopefully) some funny stuff to read aswell

    Give the most easy or complex words ever if you want to. It will be a test of my lyrical ability.

    Much Love

    Dave



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    dexterity

    Ray


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    And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
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    banana[:P]
    Carly

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    chocolate (just had to do it dave sorry lol)

    Take care
    Daisybun

    'This too will pass'

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    alcohol (well you know me dave lol)

    Take Care

    Mandy

    xx

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    first one done, DEXTERITY

    quick to push the button, a case of fastest finger first
    skillful with the samurai sword, keep on listenin cause it gets worse
    some times i hear heart stompin lyrics, ones that hit you where it hurts
    if you try and diss me on a track, better preorder a bodybag and a hearse
    people be asking why i rhyme, who i am tryin to be, eminem?
    no forget that, i'll make my own path to stardom but thats no disrespect to him
    i hope i can get the better of this panic its no friend so i dont fear stabbin it in the back
    ive got too much going on in my life, my minds too full to fit in an anxiety attack
    ive tried willpower, maybe I'll try medication, or maybe I'll break its spirit lyrically
    but sayin that ive got good hand to eye co ordination so i'll simply use dexterity


    Dave

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    2nd one, BANANA

    don't know about you but i fancy sailin on a yacht on the meditteranean
    maybe anxiety will leave me alone if i change my address, my location
    im eager to be livin la vida loca partying 24/7 at the copacabana
    but the closest i get to that lifestyle is feelin fruity, yeah i just manhandled a banana
    now far be it from to be rude or speak on what could be percieved as double-entendre
    but i have a new chant i chant to myself alone at night, entitled davey jays' mantra
    it goes one skin, two skin, three skin and i stop at four,
    she loves me she loves me not, now twist that apple to the core
    eat 5 fruit meals a day, any doctor will tell you that, mines foreign, he's from havana
    and now like the ramones i spend my days and my living just pickin the bananas

    Dave

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    3rd one, CHOCOLATE

    okay so lets press the issue, depression causes stressin'
    and there's only one cure, sit down class its time for your first lesson
    from a young age your told it will rot ya mouth, please hand me the proof
    theres no use in tellin me to stop eating this, read my lips, tell my sweet tooth
    its an addiction like anything, drinkin, binging or smoking its so hard
    to listen to what you say like another rapper callin me out, i just 'diss' regard
    all those statements you make, tryin to convey messages full of wisdom
    Well my wisdom teeth protect my sweet tooth, they ignore you and don't listen
    So lets just end with this I'm so happy to live where i live that house on the hill
    and don't envy me guys but i live a stones throw from cadbury and bournville!

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    4th one, ALCOHOL

    thankfully we've moved on so much, we can leave behind memories of the KKK
    But we haven't managed to shake off abbreviations from our lives, i'm talkin about the AA
    And now as i let off steam i don't mean those guys who rescue you on the hard shoulder
    I'm talkin about the group you go and enquire to when u feel your life is over
    I've never been in that situation and hope to never be, hey i guess thats not my style
    But ive got advice you wanna beat the AA waiting list, simple, the name is Jeremy Kyle
    For some reason when you go on there he magically gives you some support
    But not until after badmouthing you, hey i guess it saves money on legal fees and going to court
    I admire his cutting edge style, yeah you could say that guy really shoots from the hip
    I saw him once with two budweisers in his belt, now tell me whos the alcoholic

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    Hi Dave

    fear

    good luck

    Denise x

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