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    Please Read - dave316 is eminem lol

    heya comrades, heres my panic spoof too the beat of eminems "the way i am"

    hope u like

    I sit back with this pack of xanax and this book
    that decrees that it seems to relieve panic, lets see
    im the nmp emcee, for what its worth, since birth
    like pete bennett ive been cursed with this curse to just curse
    post-panic attack muscles jerk,
    thumbs twitch, my head hurts
    so i down a spoonful of sugar to see whether my meds will relieve
    all this tension, dispensin these sentences
    bout the stress thats been eatin me recently,
    got a cough too so this is not helpin my case of hypochondricy?
    But at least when i speak with you, you guys have the decency
    and you listen to my moans and then do your best to help me out
    when im emotionally beat and don't know the definition of laughter
    I'm so happy when you all come and speak to me
    i don't know you but i know
    i owe you all so many wonderful things
    i speak true words, i don't lip sync
    never feel nauceaus, don't need the sink
    ouch i just cut my finger on a rose thorn, u can call it a prick
    if panic was a person i'd throw them off a balcony
    Cause im so fed up now, everytime my mind starts to defend the
    very fact that theres no real threat, im just not thinkin rationally
    i need a lawyer cause ive got the intention see
    to sue anxiety for all its got, lets see how stressed u get anxiety
    im tired of ya
    cause now its my dream to scheme against the panic regime

    and i am whatever you say i am etc etc

    Dave

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    absolute quality....well done

    Hay x

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    Aww Dave Sweetie

    You been working your magic again i see! Keep on with the lyrics as they make me smile.

    Love always
    Nicola
    xxx

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    Dave your our nmp rapper lol. Very good

    Take Care

    Mandy

    xx

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    dave youve missed your calling

    or maybe not. its never too late

    jackie

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    WOW VERY TALENTED what great lyrics well done mate love julie xx

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    lol dave i like the part u were gonna sue for this anxiety,,,,,i hear ya i will too.......hope ya feel better good job............Linda tc xx[8D]

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    Dave what a star you are.
    You never cease to amaze me.
    You just keep getting better. These post really do cheer us all up and put a smile back on our faces.

    Take care
    Lynn xx

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