Well for a few moments atleast, so I'll be posting a joke daily to humour you all, feel free to join, obviously I will keep content as clean as possible....

"New years eve was a lot like my marriage,a few highlights, mosty in the early stages, then it went shit and to be honest I'm glad it's over."

Have a good day :-)

Cam

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The wife wasn't too happy when I told her I wanted a full-sized tattoo of Megan Fox's face.

"I won't lie and tell you I like the idea." She said.

"And where would you like that?"

"Well if I'm honest," I told her.."Somewhere between your hairline and your chin."