Guys heres my second panic spoof rap, this time to eminems "The Real Slim Shady" hope u find it brightens up your day
May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please
Panic sufferin men and ladies please stand up...I repeat
Panic sufferin men and ladies please stand up, heart beats fast, i think we got a problem here
You all act like you've never seen an NMP rapper before
My jaws all on the floor from the tinglin sensation I can still feel from the day before
I remember when i flaked out on the grass, people say i passed out for sure
So now im first in line to sue anxiety for givin me this dementia
Here's the return of the oh no, oh wait, I feel dizzy
I spoke too soon, panics come around like bad karma and bit me
My Dr's Gay and said, nothin my friends, I meant i've gotta day to spend locked in my basement
Feminist women love daveyjay, but jigga jigga jigga he's so crazy, what else can i say?
Look at him, writing on the forum scribin his lyrics alot and did you see him in that weddin pic, yeah..i know, he's so cute though (haha)
I definetely got more than a couple of screws up in my head loose but thats just my anxiety
in my brain, there's some juice loose about this hoose,
Sometimes you just wanna throw out the TV and rip out the fuse, because medical programmes make you worry even more, why watch them, whats the use?
My hands are on my hips, my hands are on my hips and if i gotta wait in this queue much longer i think i'm gonna get scared and flip
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is the best remedy i think and i do expect people without this affliction not to know just how damagin it is
Of course scammers will tell you buy online courses, by the time they have you pegged as vunerable, I've seen that kinda show on tele, i got that BBC3 Channel don't i?
We ain't nothin but panickers, well some of us agoraphobics, hypochondriacs, social, health worriers and fear addicts
Some days i just wanna open my window and throw out my mannequin
To see if i can fool anxiety into thinkin thats me just to give me a rest and get that plastic panickin
One day though guys don't worry we'll find the perfect antidote
Accept panic in to overwhelm you then just simply go with the flow............
Cause I'm so crazy, from birth I've always been crazy
Pancking in this lifetime is the most opposite of great thing
So won't my fellow anxietees please stand up please stand up
Cause I'm so crazy, from birth I've always been crazy
Pancking in this lifetime is the most opposite of great thing
So won't my fellow anxietees please stand up please stand up
God Bless
Dave
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