Classes for Men

[pips]

LOL LOL LOL X X X X

Pippa.

[jill]

That was soooo funny

LOVE JILLXXX


Laugher is a medicine, it make you feel better
feeling alot better now LOL [^]

[Eclipse]

Major Laugh Dusty!!

and as much as we girls must stick together.........here's one for the guys!


COURSES FOR WOMEN
The male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital status. Attendance in at least ten is mandatory:

* Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
* 102 Doing Housework Without Complaining
* Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
* Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
* Understanding the Male Response to Do I Look OK?
* Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
* Sex: Learning How to Initiate
* How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
* Understanding the Male Response to Am I Fat?
* Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
* The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down Myself
* Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to Make Love
* The Weekend and Long Boring Walks Are Not Synonymous
* How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
* The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
* You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
* Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger -- But You're Acceptable
* Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly: One Can Is Enough)
* Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
* Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
* Sex: More Than Just Lying There
* Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
* Vacations: Doing Without Four Suitcases
* Makeup: The Less is More Theory
* Nagging: Stop the Insanity!

(You'll notice these aren't listed with times & dates.........but then maybe men need more instruction!! - LOL )

Magz
XX

[Dusty]

[8D] LOL [8D]

That was brilliant Magz. I'll have to take that into work to balance things out for the poor guys there. I think they are getting fed up with being asked if they need to attend Class 3!!



Dusty xx

PMT - Proof that God must be a man.