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    Another 43 years?

    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
    While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
    live."

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
    a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come
    in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live.
    She figured she might as well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
    crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

    God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

    Ray


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    And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
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    Phew!

    What a good job God recognises us from the inside!! [:P]

    xxx



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    lol thats funny

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    lol good one .............Linda[8D]

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    You'll never believe this..........

    Our vicar used this one in his sermon this morning.........D'you think he read your post clickaway and pinched it??!! lol!

    Lotsa Luv[:P]
    xxxx

    'There are no such things as strangers; just friends we haven't made yet!'

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    Oh, I have connections in high places LOL!

    Ray


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    ~Mark Sanders and Tia Sillers

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    Thanks for the laugh.
    Keep the jokes coming, my hubby will be using them on his mates at work and when he does any discos.

    Take care
    LYNN

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    Very funny cheered me up no end!!!

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    Lol Ray very good.

    Take Care

    Mandyxx


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    loved that one

    Trac xx

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