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    This is unbelieveably bad!

    A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches,
    with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

    Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come
    out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?'

    'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when
    we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright
    but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was
    eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but
    they couldn't save my legs.'

    'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?
    'asks Matthew.

    'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my
    uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the
    advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his
    body onto mine.
    As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having
    physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the
    end of the year.'

    A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.

    Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are
    you going to be?'


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    'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'





    Ray


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    thats a good one! he he he !

    traceyxxx

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    LOL That is bad!!
    But it made me laugh!!

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    Hey Clickaway it's not as bad as this one.....................

    There are two sausages in a frying pan...........
    One sausage said to the other sausage.......
    Flipping heck mate...it's hot in here........
    The other sausage replied.....f**k a talking sausage !!



    Now thats bad lol

    Smile...it confuses people.

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    Yes Ray, you are right mate...that was unbelievably bad...but funny xxjean

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    Oh Ray I did laugh at that and felt kinda bad afterwards.

    Take Care

    Mandyxx


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    Ray, keep takin the meds hun... it was bad but i did laugh so wot does that say for me eh lol

    Take care,

    Lin.
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    definately bad but it made me laugh

    netty


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