A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm. He says to the assistant "Do you sell fishcakes?" She said "Yes we do" He said (pointing to the fish) "Thank goodness for that cus its his birthday today"
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A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm. He says to the assistant "Do you sell fishcakes?" She said "Yes we do" He said (pointing to the fish) "Thank goodness for that cus its his birthday today"
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LYNN xx
Laugh and the world laughs with you , cry and ? .....
you need a bog roll. lol
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Haha ...daft
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Ive got a tip for people who want to lose weight'
Go to the garage and fill your car up with petrol. That way you wont have any money for food!
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LYNN xx
Laugh and the world laughs with you , cry and ? .....
you need a bog roll. lol
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Good one!Originally Posted by Granny Primark
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Updated 18th August 2013
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Was told this by a Nice Lady during a Pub Quiz.
Says she..."Did you know in France that Coq Au Vin, really means Sex in a Lorry!!"
Am still sniggering....
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