Re: Lets have a giggle.
Originally Posted by
Granny Primark
Mummy mummy are you sure this is how how to learn how to swim? "Shut up and get back in the sack"
Mummy mummy can I wear a bra now im 16? "Shut up Andrew"
Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl? No flush the chain like everyone else"
Mummy mummy me daddys on fire. "Quick grab a burger and a frying pan"
Mummy mum I dont want visit me grandma. "Shut up and keep digging"
Mummy mummy my head hurts. "Shut up and hold up the dartboard"
For 20 years me and me hubby were happy. Then we met
A doctor is examining a young patient. He said " big breaths" She said smiling "thank you and im only 12"
Doctor doctor can I have a second opinion? "yes no problem just come back to see me tomorrow"
Doctor doctor I keep thinking there are 2 of me? "one at at a time please"
Thanks. That one had me giggle
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