Christmas Cake Recipe!

[honeybee3939]

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.

lol.tried this last year! but i wouldnt recommend it !! oh what a hangover !!




Love

Andrea
xxx

[tam]

hi honey thats very good but can i change the whiskey to rum as i dont like whiskey lol

[manmoor]

Lol Andrea excellent. Must replace hisky with vodka tho lol.

Take Care

Mandyxx

[Paddington]

Ah honey bee,that has made me laugh outloud,needed it too feeling a bit fed up today so that has done me good ,thanks hun!Love mary rose.xxxxxxx

we are all in the same boat and can guide each other ashore

[Granny Primark]

Hi andrea,

I was in desperate need of cheering up tonight and my goodness this post has done just that. Ive been laughing out loud whilst reading it.
Thank you so much. I intend to write it out and put it in some of my xmas cards to people.

TAKE CARE
LYNN xx