A newly married couple went on honeymoon to a holiday camp.
On the last night the entertainment was a magician who asked for a volunteer.The husband went up on stage and was asked to give the magician his wedding ring.The magician wrapped the ring in a silk handkerchief,mumbled a few abracadabras and the ring disappeared.
Unfortunately he was unable to make the ring reappear.
The husband and his wife were furious,the ring meant everything to them.
After complaining to the management and being told they would be compensated for the loss of the ring they went on their way.They called in at a cafe on their way back to their chalet and ordered fish and chips for the wife and pie and chips for the husband.
The husband cut into his pie and you'll never guess what was inside????
STEAK AND KIDNEY
julie x
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