Two blokes are pushing their trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, " Sorry about that. I'me looking for my wife, and i guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says," Thats ok. Its a coincidence. I'me looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'me getting a little desperate.
The first bloke says, "Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like " ?
The second bloke says, "Well she is 27 years old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like "?
The first bloke says, " Doesn't matter, lets look for yours."
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