That should read "lesions." The legions are all asleep in their barracks.
So I had these pesky lesions that my doctor started to get antsy about, which in turn got my slightly worried. I had my surgical consult today to see if I was about to die from melanoma.
I kid. Sort of.
Anyway, the surgeon confirms they are benign and offers to freeze those puppies off my back. Sure I say. They're pretty big, she says. Are you sure you want me to do both? Damn right, I say. Get them OFF.
So the surgeon grabs the nitro bottle and starts spraying. Stung like a b**ch for a few hours but I didn't care. I didn't have melanoma so yay me. .
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