A man goes into a bar where musicians hang out, with an octopus. He sits the octopus down and the animal proceeds to play a flute! Obviously this generates a lot of interest from the other punters and they gather round speaking out in amazement.
The owner says
“he can play any instrument in the whole world” he boasts. Of course the people are disbelieveing and start giving him instruments to play
Violin- no problem
Guitar- sounded like a professional
Drums- simply amazing
Harmonica- the best
Piano-music to the ears and so it went on.
UNTIL, a man came up and gave him a set of bagpipes. The octopus turned them this way and that way, squeezed, sniffed, blew and generally got in a tussle with them
“ha!” says the bagpipes owner “he can’t play them!”
The octopus turns, looks the man in the eye and says “PLAY them? I’m going to try sleeping with her when I figure out how to get her clothes off!”
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