I'm bored here and notoriously undernourished entertainment (but I HAVE just found I can use my shapeshifting laptop IN the lounge using my phone as a hotspot so internet for all now yay!) so since I'm into writing and that how about a story that gets updated post by post? Whether it trails off into madness or sanity is your choice.
The tired Texan man heaved himself up from the mountain of cans he had managed to bury himself under during the night. Staggering about through the fog of this relentless hangover, he managed to brave the searing light of day as he drew the curtains out. Thirsty for the suns rays, his messy office was soon illuminated. Laboriously, he concealed the evidence of last night's indulgence so his cleaner would not be too insulted. Everything was soon as it was, save for one curious object he couldn't place. There, lying on his dusty desk by all his computer and radio equipment, was a ting, with a strange emblem on it.