Lol Danron, congrats on getting to the supermarket one eyebrow or not you got there.
Not really a funny story but a bit of a weird one, whenever I go out and am in a state of panic which is literally everytime I go out. My mom finds some random baby for me to hold and then gets my dad to take a picture much to the confusion of the scared mother who is watching an anxious wreck hold their precious bundle. His phone is full of them now, and I look a confused mixture of distressed and delighted.