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    I painted a picture but the emulsion was too thick....

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    Thought I’d do a spot of bird watching but the wife went berserk....

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    I changed the sheets yesterday, it took a whole pack of A4 and I was still cold....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnation View Post


    I changed the sheets yesterday, it took a whole pack of A4 and I was still cold....
    like this one

    l had runny eggs and soldiers for breakfast
    only one problem the soldiers helmet was to
    big to dip in my eggs
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    Like yours too

    Was bored so had a game of draughts. It was so exhausting opening and shutting the windows and doors.....

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    Re: Random Nonsensical Sentences

    Both of you come up with funny answers..

    Two boiled eggs for breakfast is hard to beat

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoullNeverWalkAlone View Post
    Both of you come up with funny answers..

    Two boiled eggs for breakfast is hard to beat
    egg-tremley hard to beat sorry that was bad

    l went for fish and chips they said would you like the fish lightly battered l replied no bloody hammer it
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    I thought I'd use my handbag today, but my keys got stuck in the fingers.....

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    lt was raining outside l thought l better put a jacket on it was abit mushy the butter and cheese ran down my back
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    Good one Mrs S


    Was bored yesterday, so played hop-scotch, but kept knocking the bottles over.....

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