Random Nonsensical Sentences

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 14-03-20, 11:08

Why is the empty cupboard full of rubbish....

**Carnation** · 14-03-20, 11:53

Filled my washing machine today with soil to see if I could get it clean

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 14-03-20, 12:52

Brilliant

Took my dry washing out of the drier and hung them on the washing line to get wet....

**Carnation** · 15-03-20, 00:25

That's very true YNWA

Fixed my leak by wearing a bucket

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 15-03-20, 12:49

Went to to the farm for some eggs but the cows weren’t laying....

**Carnation** · 15-03-20, 13:06

Got a takeaway last night, but the cardboard didn't taste so good

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 15-03-20, 13:47

No I wouldn’t think it would taste that nice....

Deary me and a cup of tea, treacle toffee and six cups of coffee......

**Carnation** · 15-03-20, 14:05

Milk off, didn't come back til Tuesday

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 15-03-20, 16:50

Needed loo roll but couldn’t find any so used sandpaper instead....

**Carnation** · 15-03-20, 19:07

I hope that doesn't come true!

Went to visit Sandy Shores on Wednesday, but she weren't in

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