Random Nonsensical Sentences

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 15-03-20, 19:50

Oh I know could you imagine what your bum would be like....

My bright red shoes were a lovely colour of green....

**Carnation** · 16-03-20, 11:48

Morning YNWA

xx

I toasted my breakfast this morning, but my cornflakes disintegrated

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 16-03-20, 15:16

Hi.....

Went for a walk but my legs didn’t want to come so I left them at home....

**Carnation** · 16-03-20, 17:31

Went into a shop for bin liners and they gave me a spectacle case

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 16-03-20, 19:21

Went to cut the grass today, but the freezer wasn’t plugged in so the lawnmower wouldn’t work....

**Carnation** · 16-03-20, 20:21

Having banana soup and tomato split for dinner

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 17-03-20, 10:33

You’ll get acid if you eat that...

Cant wait for Christmas cause it’s my birthday in July....

**Carnation** · 17-03-20, 11:04

Orange is the new green....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 17-03-20, 12:02

Put my shoes on wrong feet so had to swap my legs over....

**Carnation** · 17-03-20, 13:51

Lol,

Took a selfie of someone else, funny, it didn't look like me

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