Random Nonsensical Sentences

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 27-03-20, 11:24

Wow Carnation you must have a whooper of a washing machine...

Went on away holiday but stayed at home just in case Friday disappeared...

**Carnation** · 27-03-20, 12:22

My computer crashed, but the car was ok...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 27-03-20, 12:32

Just finished 1st in a race behind 3rd who was last in front of 10th....

**Carnation** · 27-03-20, 18:48

Telephone Rang, so I answered the door.....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 27-03-20, 19:12

Just watched my favourite Tv program on Radio 2....

**Carnation** · 28-03-20, 09:19

Went for a walk yesterday to catch up on tomorrow's walk...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 28-03-20, 13:29

My 80 year old mum is 60 today, let’s all wish her a Merry Christmas xxxxx

**Carnation** · 28-03-20, 13:52

I'll light some candles and blow my foot...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 28-03-20, 16:25

Lit the fridge and stoked the lawnmower to make things cosy, then turned all the lights off so we could see more clearly

**Carnation** · 28-03-20, 17:39

Put hair in bunches today, bananas were heavy....

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